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captainvonney

Marietta Memoirs Part 3: Contaminated Titties

Nov 15, 2005 22:05

so. i knew this morining that things were off a bit. for one i couldn't find a decent cup of coffee anywhere. people at gas stations apparently think that a perfect cup of joe will taste exactly like brown colored hot water with no caffiene value whatsoever. the best part of wakin' up is disgusting shit in your cup. so i was drudgy, so to speak, ( Read more... )

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fieldnstreamcg November 16 2005, 05:28:32 UTC

i'm always bumping my tits on people and i don't notice it most of the time so i think it happens more times than i know.

pressmaster November 16 2005, 15:40:43 UTC

I walk around my apt. sometimes and bang my tits off shit!

I love that I work for plastic surgeons and people are costantly enhancing the size of their breasts while I'm wishing mine were a mite bit smaller!!!

Geez Von, get your damn tits together woman!!

luxorna November 16 2005, 23:17:52 UTC

Last night (while drinking after the funeral home) someone reached out to hug the person next to me and straight punched me in the titty-wham!

I had a zombie nightmare once where I needed to slide under a wall through a small hole and got lodged by my titties. I woke up when the undead grabbed my ankles. So even in dreams the girls are in the way.

Also, in Judo I had trouble touching my toes (while seated w/ my legs straight out in front b/c of the girls and it was extra easy to pin me if you put pressure on my chest b/c I couldn't roll to the side out of the hold. What a pain in the chest!

lol! captainvonney November 17 2005, 02:00:36 UTC

'what a pain in the chest?!' i gotta use that, its too corny.

pressmaster November 23 2005, 14:44:37 UTC

Hey Vonney, we're hanging out later cause we're all off tomorrow so if you two crazy kids would care to join, let me know.

My number is 412-758-0060.

;)

icarusiam December 9 2005, 02:32:37 UTC

hi there! kelly told me she ran into you last week and aske dyou about the PSI party. i hope you are going :) josh and i probably won't get there until 10/10:30, but i only know about 1 or 2 people that will be there. i'm hoping that it will be a good experience...

so hopefully i'll see you there!

captainvonney December 16 2005, 17:21:03 UTC

Hey. We did go to PSI party. I just read this message though, sorry we missed you. I think we left around 10:30. We found it a little boring tnad they guys Mark knows wern't there. Did you guys have fun or did you think it was a boring adult party? But isn't that dudes house the bomb? All that antique stuff is so awsome. Anyway, last year they had more food and more people. We try to make thier meeting and stuff so let us know if you kids are gonna go to another get-together and we'll try to meet you!