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CRUCIBLE OF CREATIVE POTENTIAL: The Homestuck Request Meme
ACT TWO
(also known as SHITSTAIN ASSMASTER)By popular demand, a general request meme for MSPA, at long last. Have an idea you want to see drawn or written? This is the place to ask. Both romantic (of any kind, het or slash) and general prompts are accepted. Reply to those comments with art

Comments

1/10

[anonymous]

uuh, this might not be PRECISELY what you had in mind. it became more Dave/John from the perspective of Bro, but I hope you enjoy it anyway! also I hate the LJ character limit.Dave Strider is eight years old. He wears ironic pink clothes, he stutters to the point of being incomprehensible when he's talking to anybody other than you, he ages about ten years in two seconds when he gets a sword in his hands, and he's made his first friends

2/10

[anonymous]

Dave is nine years old. He still stammers when he talks a little (neither of you mention it), he spends most of his time drawing ironic comics (usually ironically displayed on the fridge), or playing on your Xbox (little bastard's making you start put a little effort into beating him lately), and he's currently stuck at home thanks to an unfortunate incident with ninja stars and stairs that left his leg broken. Both of you blames the stairs. You call them a menace to society and he laughs a little through the pain, chimes in and calls them “humanity's en-en-enemy

3/10

[anonymous]

Dave is ten years old. He's training himself out of his stutter, been writing his own phat rhymes and practising them when he thinks you can't hear, and he's getting into fights at school. He comes home one day with a black eye and a cracked pair of shades, pulling the brim of a baseball cap low over his eyes

4/10

[anonymous]

Dave is twelve years old, and he's the coolest little motherfucking tween you've ever seen. His stutter has finally been blasted out of him through rooftop rap battles, and you suspect all his time spent with those weird internet kids have helped too. Those fights he was getting into have trickled down to nothing, and you're starting to feel the slightest twinge of pride for the little shit

5/10

[anonymous]

Dave is thirteen years old, and no longer wears the trademark pointy Strider shades. Instead, there are a pair of gold-framed shades permanently attached to his face, literally ripped straight from that shitty Starsky and Hutch remake

6/10

[anonymous]

Dave might be thirteen years old. You're sure he is

7/10

[anonymous]

Dave is fourteen years old, he's catching up to your height dangerously fast, his latest webcomic is raking in more views and merch orders by the hour, and he's in Washington for the week

8/10 (11 probably now gdit LJ)

[anonymous]

-- turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering fuzzyPhallus [FP

9/11 (>:|)

[anonymous]

Dave is sixteen years old. He works part-time in an indie clothes store (more for the irony and the discount than the money), he's your height (almost exactly) and he's invited John around for a few weeks in the summer break

10/11

[anonymous]

Dave Strider is eighteen years old. He wears ironic pink clothes, nobody even believes you if you say he used to stutter and hide behind your leg in the supermarket and he's finally gotten taller than you (a good four inches, as he likes to remind you every single fucking day

11/11

[anonymous]

-- fuzzyPhallus [FP] began pestering ectoBiologist [EB

Re: 11/11

[anonymous]

Holy shit.

Just. Awesome stuff. Awesome. <3

Re: 11/11

[anonymous]

<3

Re: 11/11

[anonymous]

askjldfkasdjfklj i love this! wonderfully written, beautifully ic, and very amusing. fantastic work, anon (:

Re: 11/11

[anonymous]

This is amazing. You are amazing. I love this so much, I have such a giant ridiculous weakness for guardian POV fics watching their charges grow up and slfj;ajsflkdf just. Epicly written and I'm going to be coming back to this one for a while. ♥

gdit get those greek letters out of my captcha

[anonymous]

All of my d'awwwws.