I'm a swinger....

[captcirithungol]

All right! I have my web shooters made. I haven't quite managed to get the formula down right, yet. I can't always let go of it when I want to and doesn't seem to degrade as quickly as I would like. The maid refuses to clean my room, muttering something about "illicit affairs with Shelob" that I chose to ignore

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GAH!!

[sarumanistari]

What has become of you, you slovenly dirt-grubber? Now you think to swing through trees?

Master the art of walking and then perhaps you may elevate to greater things!

Re: GAH!!

[captcirithungol]

I'm doing quite well, actually. If your looking to improve someone, perhaps you should start with yourself. You're not nearly as bright as you think you are.

I mean you pissed off the ents. How dumb is that? Your biggest claim to fame is that you enslaved a short, peace loving race. And that only lasted until a couple of them who knew how to fight showed up. Then you were killed by your own minon. Not a stellar track record, if you ask me.

So, if you don't mind, I just keep on doing what I'm doing.

*Shoots web, swings away*