My boss (you know, the King of Eagles) thinks I'm insane. I really don't understand that. I just taught his children a harmless little song
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I think I understand a bit about the cannibalism thing. I don't mean any real ill will...but humans are tasty...and it's rather sad to see a body go to waste...especially after you haven't eaten in over a month and the only thing that's keeping you alive is the dark bond that links you to Sauron...er. Yeah so...
Tell me if you find anyone... Maybe we could form a support group. We could trade recipies er support each other during the different stages of withdrawl.
The only time I'm a cannibal is when I eat orc, which seems to be a popular delicacy in MESPT.
Eating humans is just fine. Elves, dwarves, hobbits and eagles... also no problem. Even a goblin is allowed (if I check out his family history carefully enough).
It's ironic that I could be a cannibal and no one would care... but if I go about eating beings not of my species people will get upset.
It's a weird, weird world.
And, just FYI, Orc is terrible meat. Goblin is worse. Dwarf is stringy. Eagle doesn't taste anything like chicken. Human and Hobbit taste remarkably good. But Elf... Elf is the best.
I will point out, however, that "orc psychology" usually only leads to people who are interested in using their knowledge to kill orcs rather than help them.
I'll be sure to keep their addresses in case I don't find a MEWT and revert to my gloriously wonderful blood thirsty habits I'm attempting to forget.
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It's good to be here.
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Tell me if you find anyone... Maybe we could form a support group. We could trade recipies er support each other during the different stages of withdrawl.
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Eating humans is just fine. Elves, dwarves, hobbits and eagles... also no problem. Even a goblin is allowed (if I check out his family history carefully enough).
It's ironic that I could be a cannibal and no one would care... but if I go about eating beings not of my species people will get upset.
It's a weird, weird world.
And, just FYI, Orc is terrible meat. Goblin is worse. Dwarf is stringy. Eagle doesn't taste anything like chicken. Human and Hobbit taste remarkably good. But Elf... Elf is the best.
Not that I'm into that anymore.
Anyone else hungry?
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Have you tried dwarf? It's a little stringy, but quite delicious with a little garlic.
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See, that part of the recipe always confused me. Now do you get them drunk on the elvish wine, or just have them bathe in it?
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Then I'll see about finding another.
I will point out, however, that "orc psychology" usually only leads to people who are interested in using their knowledge to kill orcs rather than help them.
I'll be sure to keep their addresses in case I don't find a MEWT and revert to my gloriously wonderful blood thirsty habits I'm attempting to forget.
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