[AU #TECHNOLOGY]

[capthlock_rage]

[so hey, remember that time ZEX gave us a super-sized box of assorted sex toys for Christmas?]

[...yeah. Zuko is staring at a vibrator.]

What... is this?

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[iseeyouflaming]

Really weird looking weapons?

[capthlock_rage]

[cocks his head]

[pokes the tip]

But it's so blunt.

[iseeyouflaming]

It could be for knocking people out.

[capthlock_rage]

Huh...

[raises and lowers his hand a few times, checking the weight]

I guess so. Seems kind of small for that, though.

[iseeyouflaming]

[goes in for a smooch]

[capthlock_rage]

[moooans into the kiss]

[iseeyouflaming]

[oh man, there's a THIRD setting on this]

[capthlock_rage]

Mmm--mmmnnn, Jet, ah--

[absolutely writhing, hand tightening in his hair]

[capthlock_rage]

[twitch]

--things!

[iseeyouflaming]

Things?

[twiiist]

[capthlock_rage]

[frustrated groan]

Jet...

[iseeyouflaming]

[liiiicks up the underside of Zuko's cock]

[iseeyouflaming]

...I have no idea what you're asking me.

[capthlock_rage]

[bhalsdkhflajsfd FRUSTRATED FACEPALM]

--do you really just want to suck me off?!

[capthlock_rage]

... I mean.

[aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh]

[iseeyouflaming]