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Here’s that test I was talking about. Navi why is it always us that find the weirdos lol. well I think I’ll lj cut it, because as we all know when you have excessive information the polite thing to do is cut it.
We’re Glad we found you because we must stop an epidemic that is killing out christian children from the inside out. The illness is idiocy.
Quite fankly the Lord made man to be an intelligent race, one that can build empires and praise the Almighty God faithfully. Today however many son’s and daughter’s of God due to ignorance. Underdeveloped brains (possibly a defect at birth) have caused many children to appear normal on the outside, but inside are utterly devoid of any rational thought, thus moving them out of the graces of God.
If you are afraid either a family member or your own son/daughter suffers from this illness please refer to our checklist of symptoms.
( )Has a tendency to not listen to sound advice from peers or elders (especially those having gone through the same trials and tribulations)
( )Listens to music that any other person can see is purely unintelligible and moronic.
( )Uses phrases that simply aren’t real (e.g. chillax, flazzizolb, Juggallette, and so forth)
( )Types in all caps (generally in a public forum) to give the indication of yelling, whereas an Explanation point would achieve the same goal.
( )Now this may see odd, but you must follow closely to this next sign. Look at who you’re you’re child has had a romantic connection to, has their significant other had A and D as their initials. This is important because as we remember from equestrians 5:16 God said to adam after cain killed able “Cursed are the letters A and D Adam for in your foolishness you have bred a son of evil and a son of good. So forever forth shall the letters A and D be cursed with yours and cain’s foolishness.” as we all know M and A were ok because Abel was good so the second part of Adams name was good.
( )Tends to keep their heart on a string and “fall in love” with many people.
( )Uses colors that don’t go well with one another (mustard and blue, pink and green)
( )Becomes attached to those that hurt them
( )excessive use of punctuation (more than one exclamation mark or several ellipsis either right next to, or in one sentence.)
If you know anyone who suffers from more than three of these conditions please contact us as soon as possible.
I left out all the contact crap and all that, weird though huh?
We’re Glad we found you because we must stop an epidemic that is killing out christian children from the inside out. The illness is idiocy.
Quite fankly the Lord made man to be an intelligent race, one that can build empires and praise the Almighty God faithfully. Today however many son’s and daughter’s of God due to ignorance. Underdeveloped brains (possibly a defect at birth) have caused many children to appear normal on the outside, but inside are utterly devoid of any rational thought, thus moving them out of the graces of God.
If you are afraid either a family member or your own son/daughter suffers from this illness please refer to our checklist of symptoms.
( )Has a tendency to not listen to sound advice from peers or elders (especially those having gone through the same trials and tribulations)
( )Listens to music that any other person can see is purely unintelligible and moronic.
( )Uses phrases that simply aren’t real (e.g. chillax, flazzizolb, Juggallette, and so forth)
( )Types in all caps (generally in a public forum) to give the indication of yelling, whereas an Explanation point would achieve the same goal.
( )Now this may see odd, but you must follow closely to this next sign. Look at who you’re you’re child has had a romantic connection to, has their significant other had A and D as their initials. This is important because as we remember from equestrians 5:16 God said to adam after cain killed able “Cursed are the letters A and D Adam for in your foolishness you have bred a son of evil and a son of good. So forever forth shall the letters A and D be cursed with yours and cain’s foolishness.” as we all know M and A were ok because Abel was good so the second part of Adams name was good.
( )Tends to keep their heart on a string and “fall in love” with many people.
( )Uses colors that don’t go well with one another (mustard and blue, pink and green)
( )Becomes attached to those that hurt them
( )excessive use of punctuation (more than one exclamation mark or several ellipsis either right next to, or in one sentence.)
If you know anyone who suffers from more than three of these conditions please contact us as soon as possible.
I left out all the contact crap and all that, weird though huh?