!@#!!!

[captivas]

My dog is going insane, because there is a female dog somewhere in the neighborhood, that is in heat. He hasnt slept in like 3 days. I srsly just told him, as I let him outside:

"You're on my shit list Rodger. Face it, if I'm not having sex, either are you dude".

I talk to my dogs like they're humans.
Jesus, I need help.

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[accomplishment]

My dog has a Facebook. What does that say about me?! Lmao.

[sullyboo]

I just literally laughed out loud. That's GREAT.
Are you going to get him neutered? I highly recommend it... for your sanity.

[captivas]

Ugh I can't.
I want to SO bad.
My husband, however, is against it.