• 08:44:58: @ lostmustard morning bb
  
• 09:32:20: @ lostmustard Oh my god, I am forever going to play with my new Bluebird named Tard
  
• 09:32:54: @ LizRabbi Omg we will never get to smoke together TT_TT
  
• 09:35:43: @ lostmustard Lol omg I just drew a pile of shit and Tard totally ate it. It made a crunching noise. Omg lololololololol
  
• 09:36:09: Shit, why do I ( Read more... )

• 00:01:16: @ patrickparadox More than likely. Though I wonder if it balances out with the gas spent driving to Fantasyland?
  
• 00:09:35: I have a feline menagerie with me in bed it seems. #notajoke #dickbutt
  
• 09:57:02: @ lostmustard http://twitpic.com/b3tm8 - Those are some fine tits there
  
• 10:35:28: it's a metal morning. Pantera, anyone?
  
• 12:26:50: I want ( Read more... )

• 13:10:06: Tomorrow is my day off, i'm going to devote it to costuming.
  
• 13:11:36: If you live your life as honey mustard, try to live it with more honey and less mustard.
  
• 13:13:21: @ lostmustard was it something i tweeted?
  
• 13:14:53: @ numberjohnny5 @lostmustard i just had that thought while i was sitting here. :3
  
• 13:22:35: "That damn phone hasn't ( Read more... )

• 08:59:05: @ lostmustard Good morning, sugar pie~<3
  
• 09:46:16: Hearing "Fuel" by Metallica on the radio. Today will be a good day >:)
  
• 10:07:51: Attention-whoring on Twitter? Not a good look, bro.
  
• 10:20:43: I just want to make pottery, jewelry, and sing opera for a living. Is that so much to ask? (But no srsly, where do i learn silver smithing ( Read more... )

Was bored, wrote this in about ten minutes while the power was out.

The Snorus Chorus
And now a tale of wondermous for us ( Read more... )

• 00:25:09: @ gentlyferal Mmmmmm-MM!! That looks good enough to--well, you know ;P
  
• 00:28:11: @ Alpha_Xero 'Ello 'ello!
  
• 00:28:34: ATTN EVERYONE @ GENTLYFERAL HAS TASTY PEACHES HOT AND PLEASING
  
• 00:34:05: @ gentlyferal Lol, he needs to get on Twitter and confirm this then. Obviously it's not true until it's tweeted ;p
  
• 00:34:30: @ miss_azizi Dude, check ( Read more... )

Anyone know where I can find a Rocky shadow cast closer than, say, Atlanta?

• 09:27:24: Stormy weather on the way for work day, yesssss
  
• 09:33:13: 56 billion dollar space shuttle--why the fuck is shit still falling off of them and endangering the astronauts?
  
• 10:17:15: @ transnihilist i can't see the picture right now cuz i'm on my phone but GOOD MORNING
  
• 11:04:46: @ lostmustard sup #vaginaface
  
• 11:42:19: Why is there a dull pain ( Read more... )

• 10:22:03: @ lostmustard FUCKIN AWESOME
  
• 10:28:15: @ lostmustard i'll get right on that
  
• 10:29:00: RIP Billy the Kid.
  
• 10:30:06: Omg Harry Potter tonight. stoked.
  
• 10:31:42: @ lostmustard i recommend reading the almanac anyway ;)
  

• 11:17:09: Today i swear i'm going to remember to go buy my ticket for the harry potter midnight showing. Promise.
  
• 12:45:03: @ transnihilist take my pants, take my life, take my everything #mutilatedlyricsfromlocalbands
  
• 13:10:11: @ azizijones @transnihilist i lol'd
  
• 13:11:38: I heard it through the grapevine that today is mammary monday! Stay tuned ( Read more... )