Shitty things keep on happenin' to me!

[captn_dramatico]

I think I am a "shitty things" magnet. This week ALONE, our house got broken into and they stole my laptop, Karen's laptop, Amy's laptop, and all of my mom's valuable jewelry, including her wedding ring and the charm bracelet that has taken years to fill. THEN, Fuegito would not start (it doesn't even make a noise when I turn the key in the

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[hey_its_just_me]

No!!! Fuegito!! I didn't even have the chance to see him! I hope he gets better. We still have to make passionate love in the backseat! I miss you. I hope you can come still come to my bbq on friday!

[hey_its_just_me]

Forgive me...I'm dyslexic

[captn_dramatico]

What was dyslexic about that? (Maybe I, too, am dyslexic so I can't see what was wrong with that post.)

[hey_its_just_me]

The dyslexic part said "I hope you can come still come to my bbq..." But it's good that you didn't notice how retarded I am.