Comments | captureherheart: [Accursed Eden] [April Fools 2009]

captureherheart

[Accursed Eden] [April Fools 2009]

Apr 01, 2009 22:10

I know it now.

It is my destiny. To be the world's greatest Clow Card master.

I will catch them all.

[Syaoran is wearing one of Sakura's outfits. Preferably the one with the cat ears. He's also made a cardboard copy of the Sealing Wand.]

april fools, fay, mokona, crack

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immolationbitch April 2 2009, 02:26:31 UTC

MAN, that is HOT.

captureherheart April 2 2009, 02:29:12 UTC

. . . ?

W-wait . . . Aha! -- I've got you now!

MASSIVE BREASTS, return to your powers confined!

*beats Vanessa's breasts with the Sealing Wand*

immolationbitch April 2 2009, 02:30:53 UTC

[Places her huge clawed hand on his head and keeps him an arm's length away.]

Okay, look, babe, you're not going to make much progress with women if you keep acting like that.

Luckily, I don't care and my pedophiliac tendencies override any sense I have.

captureherheart April 2 2009, 02:35:28 UTC

Pedophiliac . . . ?

I don't think there's a Card for that. Can you show me?

Thread 6

mokomanjuu April 2 2009, 03:37:19 UTC

Syaoran is looking very pretty today!

captureherheart April 2 2009, 03:45:40 UTC

It is said to be the ancient garb of Clow himself, passed down his mother's side of the family.

He used it in such rituals as 'lally-ta', 'pedal', and 'hustino's van'.

mokomanjuu April 2 2009, 03:55:02 UTC

*gasp* Syaoran said the words oh no oh no this is really really bad-!

white_vaaan April 2 2009, 03:56:01 UTC

'Sup guys did someone say van

because I have one

there's candy in it want some candy

Thread 7

atonerofsins April 2 2009, 06:11:05 UTC

So you're comfortable with your sexuality. Good to know.

captureherheart April 3 2009, 02:36:13 UTC

The true Master does not allow such petty jibes to pierce through his armor of tranquility.

sennen_puzzle April 2 2009, 15:36:33 UTC

You're the Card master?

... You gotta be kidding.

captureherheart April 3 2009, 02:35:00 UTC

Huh. I thought I already got the Impossible Hair Color Card. Anyway. I'm going to be the Clow Card master, end of story.

sennen_puzzle April 3 2009, 20:02:30 UTC

Listen pal, you're dealing with the King of Games here. Cards don't seem to be your cup of tea, so let it go, got it?

... Though if you want it that badly, I can make you my servant.

fluorite_flux April 3 2009, 04:21:40 UTC

Hmmmmmmmmmmm *studies intently*

Now ... which Syaoran are you again? I lost track after that 34,671st parallel dimension.