Teen Titans, go!
Nnnnnngh. Another morning. Another lazy day of summer to do whatever the heck I want. . . . Getting a bit old, really. So boring.
Ungh, I practiced way too much swordplay yesterday. I'm all sore . . . My muscles feel real weird. And I think I banged up my knees, they're all . . . they're all . . .
. . .
. . .
They're all, uhh. Backwards. [kick, kick] Ooookaaay. Yeah. Definitely backwards. . . . Is this is the part where I feel around my body and freak out cause I've like turned into a mutant Frankenstein thing? Man, what a dumb dream. I haven't even watched any of those sort of movies lately. I guess I might as well pinch myself just to --
. . .OK. No fingers. I can deal with that, too. Right. So. Let's get the brain working here. Lots of fluffy fur. My nose is like a foot and a half past where it usually is in relation to the rest of my head. Giant ears that I'm sleeping on, oww. And I have a strange urge to put things into my mouth. I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that I'm supposed to be some sort of canine. Probably a werewolf. I'm gonna get up and growl and scream and try and eat Colette then they'll hunt me and shoot me with silver but no one will make a movie out of it cause I never got to go through a cool werewolf transformation like that one about the British kid. It looked pretty painful, anyway. Who hands out these lousy, cliche dreams, anyway? Tch. Guess it's time to open my --
Maaaaaaaaaaaa.
Gah!
A goat?! What sort of lame animal is that to turn into?! There's no such thing as a weregoat! Well, I guess there could be, but goats don't even bite people. They'd go extinct in a single generation! Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid -- OK, come on! Count of three, I'm gonna hit myself in the head and wake up. One. Two. Three! . . . . . . . Yeah, that never works in movies either. And goat legs don't reach up to their heads, I guess. Now this never works either, but it's worth a try. Ahem. Humanhumanhumanhumanhumanhumanhumanhuman. Pink skin! No hooves! No stupid goat noises! Humanhumanhumanhumanhumanhumanhuman --
Pop.
. . . Whoa. It worked! That. Was really weir -- maaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. . . . Crap.
[to Nall, public]
Hey! You infected me with your weird 'turning to animals' disease. Except I turn into a stupid lame goat thing! And I cant stop -- maaaaaaaaa -- making weird noises, either! This sucks. Do you know if they make herbs called 'goatsbane'?
((Syaoran has the ability to turn into any organism of the Kingdom Animalia. Unlike Merlin, bacteria are excluded. Extinct animals apply. Imaginary ones do not. On a separate note, he spent the 2% from the Tanabata Festival recently -- 1% on changing his sword from a sash and vice-versa, and 1% on the incantations he needs to use his fulu. 7% total regain, 0% remaining.))
Ungh, I practiced way too much swordplay yesterday. I'm all sore . . . My muscles feel real weird. And I think I banged up my knees, they're all . . . they're all . . .
. . .
. . .
They're all, uhh. Backwards. [kick, kick] Ooookaaay. Yeah. Definitely backwards. . . . Is this is the part where I feel around my body and freak out cause I've like turned into a mutant Frankenstein thing? Man, what a dumb dream. I haven't even watched any of those sort of movies lately. I guess I might as well pinch myself just to --
. . .OK. No fingers. I can deal with that, too. Right. So. Let's get the brain working here. Lots of fluffy fur. My nose is like a foot and a half past where it usually is in relation to the rest of my head. Giant ears that I'm sleeping on, oww. And I have a strange urge to put things into my mouth. I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that I'm supposed to be some sort of canine. Probably a werewolf. I'm gonna get up and growl and scream and try and eat Colette then they'll hunt me and shoot me with silver but no one will make a movie out of it cause I never got to go through a cool werewolf transformation like that one about the British kid. It looked pretty painful, anyway. Who hands out these lousy, cliche dreams, anyway? Tch. Guess it's time to open my --
Maaaaaaaaaaaa.
Gah!
A goat?! What sort of lame animal is that to turn into?! There's no such thing as a weregoat! Well, I guess there could be, but goats don't even bite people. They'd go extinct in a single generation! Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid -- OK, come on! Count of three, I'm gonna hit myself in the head and wake up. One. Two. Three! . . . . . . . Yeah, that never works in movies either. And goat legs don't reach up to their heads, I guess. Now this never works either, but it's worth a try. Ahem. Humanhumanhumanhumanhumanhumanhumanhuman. Pink skin! No hooves! No stupid goat noises! Humanhumanhumanhumanhumanhumanhuman --
Pop.
. . . Whoa. It worked! That. Was really weir -- maaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. . . . Crap.
[to Nall, public]
Hey! You infected me with your weird 'turning to animals' disease. Except I turn into a stupid lame goat thing! And I cant stop -- maaaaaaaaa -- making weird noises, either! This sucks. Do you know if they make herbs called 'goatsbane'?
((Syaoran has the ability to turn into any organism of the Kingdom Animalia. Unlike Merlin, bacteria are excluded. Extinct animals apply. Imaginary ones do not. On a separate note, he spent the 2% from the Tanabata Festival recently -- 1% on changing his sword from a sash and vice-versa, and 1% on the incantations he needs to use his fulu. 7% total regain, 0% remaining.))