Captain Will's Review of Twilight

[captwill83]

Ladies and gentlemen, I haven't done a movie review in quite some time, but most of you know that my reviews always turn into a huge rant filled with curses that would make a sailor blush.

I will not deny you that now.

However, I want to take a moment to remind you all of something that is important to me. Some of you may remember an animated show

Comments

[squee4242]

Thanks for this! Now I don't have to subject myself to any other reviews to be confident in my ever-since-I-saw-the-trailer-at-Comic-Con conviction that this movie was going to be abysmal.

As somebody with fangirlish tendencies, this whole Twilight phenomenon makes me ashamed of all the whole species. I mean, come ON ladies.

[wasouthard]

Let's set the record straight, I said I was going to give you "mad lovin" and you refused. Besides I tried to let you out of it. You were stubborn and self punishing. But I love you anyway and I really appreciate you suffering through the movie for my sake.

[peace_piper]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA \o/

Very well. Jameson's Irish Pub is now yours.

[diomaxwelle]

http://shinga.deviantart.com/art/Head-Trip-Breaking-Dawn-98016573

'Nuff said. You're a man among men to have seen it, and I salute you!