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[capytndrednot]

WHY AM I SO LITTLE?! And how come every time I go to talk I just jingle!

I tried to go use the bathroom today and I FELL IN D:

Then... Pizza thought I was some sort of demented chew toy and decided it would be great to pick me up and run around with me in his mouth. THE JINGLY DIDN'T HELP EITHER. If anything it encouraged the little bugger!

Also....

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[azureflamegod]

[jingle bells, jingle bells~]

.......?.............

[somewhat shocked jingling now]

.............!...

[pause, more concerned jingling]

......................................?

(TRANSLATION: You have also been transformed? It is very inconvinient...

I hope you were unharmed! I was attacked by Elk's cat earlier.

By the way, if you see a small kitten wandering the hallways, could you please make sure she stays out of trouble?)

[capytndrednot]

It is extremely! I was unharmed but when I get back into my normal body that bear is not eating the pepperonis off my next slice of pizza, I can tell you that much!

YOU WERE ATTACKED BY HIS CAT?! Oh man. I talked to that boy once and he said his cat was very nice... well so is Pizza so I guess animals just like to play with small jingly... fairy things. If I see her I will most definitely try to keep her in line! Well... as much in line as my fairy self can.

[knd_numbuhfour]

You've been turned into one of those hom... homosomethings that guy was talking about!

Why are you wearing pink?!

[capytndrednot]

Oh... oh my god. I don't wanna be a homo....something!

I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M PINK. I DON'T EVEN LIKE PINK. I ONLY OWN BLUE SHIRTS! This is... a catastrophe.