So, the same way that all my good stories start, I'm in my room, watching my TV, wearing old gym shorts from my freshman year and an undershirt. My eight-year old brother knocked on the door and told me two people were here for me. I knew it wasn't anyone I hangout with on a regular basis or he would've recognized them. I didn't really bother ( Read more... )

So Tuesday at 9:30 I called Greg and Dustin and told them about open mic night at the Blues Cafe. We hadn't really "jammed" before and when we kind of did we were hardly "gellin ( Read more... )

My internet is not working so I'm live from Greg's house. I have to use his AIM and everything. As a matter of fact, a few days ago I left my instant messager on and Greg got on and said a bunch of faggety things that fall into the category of things I would cover up with impersonal, cynical humor and I guarantee you if you asked me about the same ( Read more... )

Life’s jumpin’ and jivin’ right now, except for medication. Things are looking up, short-term. Like tomorrow and the rest of the week are looking good but my senior year and college are… unreliable. I signed up for every writing related elective for next year to help give off some sort of appeal to colleges, but I doubt it’ll work. During my ( Read more... )

I've been sickly for two days. These people were all "Go to prom with my friend!" and I didn't want to go anyway but now I have an excuse. And I didn't want to shell out $30+ to hang out with a total stranger and some aquaintances. But I heard that before they confirmed this whole shin-dig with me they jumped the gun and put my name on the call-out ( Read more... )

Extra #1: You’d better watch out, John, I hear critters in them woods are strange.
(Later in the woods… The foggy, boggy, Cajun, bayou-type woods.)(Johnny Dazzle’s wandering through the woods with only his guitar in a case. Really fast, awesome harmonica music fades in. Johnny has no idea where it’s coming from.)
Johnny Dazzle: What’s that ( Read more... )

Stacy: Do you make good grades in English ( Read more... )

On the night of April 1st I realized it was my 16 2/3 birthday. Like the record speed(16 2/3, 33 1/3, 45, 78 1/4, and the much lesser known 80). I got the tradition from some guy on the internet. I realized it right when I was with a bunch of people. Like Nick in The Great Gatsby, but a lot less dramatic ( Read more... )

My razor broke. I don’t really have the will to fix it so I guess I’m just growing a moustache now.

After I was done talking to Dr. Laurie Roth, I turned off the radio. I could’ve stayed on and listened to what other people had to say about my call but I had my laughs and it went straight to commercial. Five minutes in commercial time is more than ( Read more... )

Some people preach about politics because they know what the rest of the world should do with itself.

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