a comment made to me by my friend's ex-fiancé:

[carabiner]

"You're a cripple because God's punishing you."

I do not take it kindly being a) referred to as a "cripple" or b) the statement that I'm being "punished."

I think that qualifies for a foot up the ass to the idiot.

Comments

I second the crampon running start

[anonymous]

Or, Kick him in the nuts. I'm a guy and i know how badly it hurts so I normally wouldn't suggest it... but for a comment like that, go all out!

8==8 Bones 8==8

[anonymous]

I feel sorry for this guy, but I can't blame him. By his logic, all of our actions are predetermined before we're even born. So, while God is busy punishing us for things we'll inevitibly commit, this guy is an ass simply because he has no free will to be otherwise!

Anyway, I'm gonna go commit some sins to justify my punishment... as if I had a choice. :-P