Comments | caracles: Really funny. All HP fans must read.

caracles

Really funny. All HP fans must read.

Jul 18, 2007 01:32

6 Questions The Last Harry Potter Book Had Better F#@king Answer

An exerpt:
The true allegiance of Professor Snape has been one of the great mysteries of the whole series: is he evil or just greasy? At this point, the volume of evidence stacked against him is overwhelming. He was formerly an evil Death Eater. He was the head of the evil Slytherin ( Read more... )

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sunydays15 July 18 2007, 17:11:47 UTC

"Today, Ron," Harry will say, with the newfound air of a man who has seen and done impossibly great things, "is a good day. You, who have been my friend through so much, are now my brother. And your sister is now a woman. Come, let us drink."

caracles July 19 2007, 20:53:46 UTC

I would say we have a better shot at Ron-Hermione sex, but then you always have to take into account the "don't want to be killed by Voldemort while you're still a virgin" thing.

melaron July 19 2007, 14:29:16 UTC

I emailed this to other Harry Potter peeps, but the Turner family all seemed to like the "banging your penis on the stove to get rid of crabs" bit best. Which can only demonstrate, of course, that you should never eat food cooked off our stove.

caracles July 19 2007, 20:56:34 UTC

Sherry chicken = never again

getupandbeit July 19 2007, 20:58:58 UTC

The whole "Harry walking out in a bathrobe" thing sort of takes on a new light once you've seen Daniel Radcliffe's penis.

Never forget that I am your better.

By Grabthar's Hammer... caracles July 19 2007, 21:12:36 UTC

Ok, I can't even talk about your comment. The icon is too disturbing. I generally think of Alan Rickman as sexy, but watching a jerky tif of his sex face is not.