But I'm uninspired. Eat bash.org, fools.

sbot jesus

Jesus Saves! But Gretzky Rebounds, He Shoots, He Scores!

tee-hee-hee

jesus saves souls and redeems them for valuable prizes at the ticket counter

Jesus saves, the rest of you take 5d20 damage.

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If you woke up and I was in bed with you, what would be your first thought?

Some of you owe me an obligatory comment, because I already commented on yours. If you don't, remember, I know where you live...

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You know, sometimes I can't help but laugh at the misfortune of others :)

bwahahahahahahahaha...

*ehem*

I'm done.

Except for this.

You know, somehow, I could see most of those happening.

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( Bondage Duckie! )

Guess who's getting a gov't job with loads of benefits? That's right. ME.

Hello~~ take-home pay of $700 every two weeks.

Oh, and hello dental, life, and health insurance.

And a 401k :P

( Survey, cut for her pleasure. )