Crushes of shame
Elsewhere on LiveJournal, a friend has been discussing crushes of shame. So, what are my crushes of shame? Well, first things first, the divine Richard Hammond is not a Crush of Shame. Fancy Richard Hammond with pride.
So, crushes of shame, in no particular order:
1) Barney Harwood. I don't know what it is about him, and he has freakishly hairy forearms. He presents children's telly, and the children's half-hour on Radio Four called Go For It.
2) Frank Lampard. This isn't ordinarily a crush of shame, but he's such an Essex boy. I mean, you wouldn't be able to let him talk without wanting to smash his vocal chords, would you? Also the only current England player to be educated at public school. Nice to know it was money well spent. Also, he has shooting Tourette's, which would make hanky panky painful.
3) Everyone's favourite Star Trek figure of hate, Wil Wheaton. God, it's embarrassing how much I had a huge crush on Wesley, when I look back.
So, crushes of shame, in no particular order:
1) Barney Harwood. I don't know what it is about him, and he has freakishly hairy forearms. He presents children's telly, and the children's half-hour on Radio Four called Go For It.
2) Frank Lampard. This isn't ordinarily a crush of shame, but he's such an Essex boy. I mean, you wouldn't be able to let him talk without wanting to smash his vocal chords, would you? Also the only current England player to be educated at public school. Nice to know it was money well spent. Also, he has shooting Tourette's, which would make hanky panky painful.
3) Everyone's favourite Star Trek figure of hate, Wil Wheaton. God, it's embarrassing how much I had a huge crush on Wesley, when I look back.