When there aren't any jobs to fill

[caramel_betty]

Just sketched out a film plot with a cow-orker

Comments

[noradre]

Their plan works until they stumble upon a job that is actually a front for a veteran assassin who's looking to retire and then, aha, the tables are turned and they must fight for their lives with lots of running, shooting and dramatic explosions.

[kelemvor]

Their plan works until they find a perfect replacement for Keira Knightley.

[pete23]

This - they are honourbound to find a role for two recruitment consultants and therefore suicide in a harrowing 15 minute scene involving a cheese grater.

[caramel_betty]

So many questions. But I shall restrict myself to:

Why the cheese grater?

[pndc]

Have you dealt with pimps recently? If you have, you'll understand the cheese grater, the electrified nipple clamps, and the boiling oil.

[nalsa]

Instead of assassinating incumbents they just use all kinds of nefarious methods to ruin their lives.

One of the people whose lives they try to ruin turns out to be a going-straight-after-25-years-for-domestic-terrorism terrorist.

[caramel_betty]

No killing? But then I can't use:

a) Keira Knightly in a skin-tight ninja-suit to draw in the suckers audiences (ever seen that scene with the lasers with Catherine Zeta Jones in Entrapment?)

b) my recently chosen name, Hire and Fire.

Although, if we set it in the UK and make it someone from the IRA going straight, we can pick someone with a delicious Irish accent. *swoons quietly*