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Haven't you noticed those retarded perfect boy things you post on myspace that are retarded. Well here's what i have to say.
1. If you like her.. ASK HER OUT already! okay, i've gotta agree with this one, unless of course you know she doesn't like you and you just say that to be all retarded and like awkward.
2. when you hug her, put your arms around her waist and hold her close.... or you know, dont. Personally, if a guy was always around be hugging me, i'd get sick of him pretty fast.
3. when you WALK next to her, get as close as you can to her. again, or don't. because that would majorly kind of gross people out when youre walking and you're on top of each other like superglue, it doesnt really make them happy.
4. if she's the only one in your life, tell her. Well its mighty sad if shes the only one in your life. Nobody else would matter like your friends of family?
5. ALWAYS let her know how much you like her, love her, or think about her. stalkerish maybe.
6. give her presents and cards for no reason, SHE WILL RETURN THE FAVOR... ALWAYS. okay, i can't dispute thing one... except she will probably not give presents back.
7. if she hangs up on you, call her right back!! Or maybe she truely doesn't want to talk to you and you should let her cool off. MAYBE SHE HAS A GOOD REASON LIKE SHE HAS SOMEONE OVER!
8. always offer to pay, if she says NO twice, then let her pay but make a deal that you get to pay next time (date offer too!). sure, i dont care about this one, its kind of retarded, i dont want to pay, except i'd feel bad if someone else felt paid for me, but i dont want to pay.
9. kiss her lightly every chance you get. uhh... again, annoying if someone's always having physical contact with you.
10. look in her eyes and kiss her on the lips, forehead, or nose. nose's arent attractive. get over it.
11. if she says she's cold, don't be an idiot and say "me too" and stand there, just simply hold her in your arms and she will become warm. okay, what guy would be retarded enough to say that, he probably shouldnt be dating people if he did. or you know, you could give her your sweater, because girls always love guy's big sweaters
12. don't force her to do anything she's not comfortable with. can you say DUH.
13. invite her to dinner or somewhere where you can talk, instead of the movies. dinner would be kind of retarded. Do like rollar skating or something. so it can be all like retro and cute, and itd involve something other than going to dinner and eating.
14. try not to ask her if she's mad at you EVERY TIME you speak to her. who the hell would do that.
15. Always tell her you LOVE her only if you really mean it. Well, you probably don't truely mean it for a while, but of course on your first day of datingness dont say, "oh ___, i knew i loved you from the moment i met you" because of course all people think is "gosh, he/shes hot."
16. DON'T pressure her to do anything she isnt READY to do. When she is ready, she will let you know. She just wants everything to be more SPECIAL and PERFECT. So appreciate what she does do with you didn't we already answer this one?
17. DON'T' go and tell your friends anything that happens between you two, cause it will hurt her and make her mad...and it will NEVER happen again. duhhhhh. but she's probably kind of telling her friends
18. Call her .. girls love to be called or just send little text messages to them, this will make them think about you all day sure. but dont be obsessive and call her like 8475894798 times a day.
Little facts about girls :
When a GIRL is quiet, Millions of things are running through her mind. OR SHES TIRED. why is the girl always the introspective one.
When a GIRL is not arguing, She is thinking deeply. WHY INTROSPECTIVE, and we dont argue alot.
When a GIRL looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around. guys cant read the little eye language girls can do.
When a GIRL answers "I'm fine" SHE IS NEVER FINE DUH OR MAYBE SHE IS, unless shes doing it in that tone which obviously something is wrong
When a GIRL stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. OR SHE'S REVELING IN YOUR HOTNESS
When a GIRL lays on your chest, She is wishing for you to be hers forever. OR SHE WANTS TO FEEL YOUR ROCK HARD ABS AND REMIND HERSELF HOW HOT YOU ARE!
When a GIRL wants to see you everyday, She wants to be pampered. OR MAYBE SHE LIKES YOU
When a GIRL says I love you, she means it. OR MAYBE SHE'S A MANIPULATIVE BITCH
When a GIRL says "i miss you", no one in this world can miss you more than that. OR MAYBE SHES MANIPULATIVE AND WANTS TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOU.
so in conclusion, girls suck, these things suck, and im bored.