Yeah i just read that in the paper. Apparently they are putting the seats in first class initially to test them. Because all third world terrorists travel club class, they cant get enough of the champagne and the lobster. Also the extra room overhead from stowing their cemtex is much appreciated!
Surely if there was such a thing as a terrorit with an expens acount that included club class, they'd be an evilsupervillain in the style of Dr No,and
a)No evil genius would be amateurish enough to get caught on account of fidgeting
b) they wouldn't be killable by conventional means anyway
Granted that a terrorist would exude these traits whilst seated on a flight they planned to sabotage. However, what if someone is scared of flying? Or hot? Or just uncomfortable in their seats?
Hopefully the two will become the same thing via faulty logic. Terrorists sweat on planes, therefore people who sweat on planes are terrorists :)
Mr play-it-safe was afraid to fly He packed his suuuitcase, and kissed his kids goodbye-ye He waited his whole damn life to catch that flight And as such was a bit nervous, and got 25 to life on conspiracy to KILL THE WORLD
It's still better than th $10million of analysing-how-people-walk-beause-terrorists-walk-differently, that's the sad thing
therefore people who sweat on planes are terrorists :)
Hehehe, I can just imagine the air con failing without them knowing and all the emergency lights going off "Oh my god, the plane is full of terrorists, we're all going to die!!".
Yeah, I heard about that walking thing too. Someone needs to go up to these people and say 'you get that terrorists are human? Right?'.
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How deluded must these people be?!
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a)No evil genius would be amateurish enough to get caught on account of fidgeting
b) they wouldn't be killable by conventional means anyway
Granted that a terrorist would exude these traits whilst seated on a flight they planned to sabotage. However, what if someone is scared of flying? Or hot? Or just uncomfortable in their seats?
Hopefully the two will become the same thing via faulty logic. Terrorists sweat on planes, therefore people who sweat on planes are terrorists :)
Mr play-it-safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suuuitcase, and kissed his kids goodbye-ye
He waited his whole damn life to catch that flight
And as such was a bit nervous, and got 25 to life on conspiracy to KILL THE WORLD
It's still better than th $10million of analysing-how-people-walk-beause-terrorists-walk-differently, that's the sad thing
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Hehehe, I can just imagine the air con failing without them knowing and all the emergency lights going off "Oh my god, the plane is full of terrorists, we're all going to die!!".
Yeah, I heard about that walking thing too. Someone needs to go up to these people and say 'you get that terrorists are human? Right?'.
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