Three Sentence Ficathon 2013

[caramelsilver]

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[anonymous]

Welcome to Night Vale, Station Management, severance packages

[wingedflight21]

Listeners, some big news here today at Night Vale's Community Radio Station: We have received an important message from Station Management. It reads -- hang on, this envelope has been sealed quite tight and I can't... quite... ah, there we go! -- It reads, "Policy Change #374: Severance packages will no longer be provided in the event of untimely death."

[starbrowsings]

Your Cecil voice is uncanny, m'dear.

[wingedflight21]

It comes from having written WAY too much in Night Vale voice this last month. :P

[samueljames]

This is the perfect level of creepiness for Night Vale.

[wingedflight21]

Hee, thank you!

[omg_wtf_yeah]

Wonderful. :D