One-shot: No Leader, No Life
Releasing the curtain from her grip she turned around to find Sunny rocking back and forth on the couch in foetal position.
“Jeez, what’s your issue, Soonkyu?” she questioned, slightly disturbed at Sunny’s behavior.
“My issue?! My issue is that TaeTae might not be leader anymore!” Before Hyoyeon could respond, Sunny interrupted in an almost panicked manner, “I don’t know what went wrong. I mean - I know Tae is a sensitive child - but we’ve been there for her, right? We’ve got her back. We aren’t problematic at times. Isn’t that enough for her? Can’t she just accept that?? What more can we give her-“
“OK I GET THE POINT. Sheesh… Even still, what’s the big deal? She’ll still be in Girl’s Generation. The world’s not going to end if we don’t have a leader.”
Sunny stopped her hyperventilating to stare questioningly at Hyoyeon.
“What?”
“Have you SEEN the weather outside?”
“Wha- Oh, you mean that?” Hyoyeon pointed at the window in an amused way. “That’s nothing. I mean, what’s a few starry raindrops and a couple of fireballs?”
At that moment the ground rumbled viciously, causing the two girls to collapse to the floor. After a few minutes, the terror stopped and the two quickly look outside the window. In an instance the Han River had dried up and cracked, and now the Sun is barfing fire everywhere.
Sunny turned her head to look at Hyoyeon, who could only reply dejectedly, “Ok fine fine. We might have an issue here…”
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Sooyoung exited the hotel bathroom in Tokyo, Japan wearing a simple T-shirt and jean shorts with a towel around her neck to keep her dripping hair from getting her clothes wet. Slightly humming to herself she slowly walked up to the large window in the bedroom.
Her eyes went wide when she saw millions of people running down the street. She looked at the opposite direction, but she couldn’t see anything. Curious, she quickly put on her shoes and ran downstairs.
When exiting the building, the crowd flocking away were screaming, almost terrified at the fact that if they were to even stop, they would be in huge trouble. Sooyoung quickly grabs one man who happened to crash into her at that moment. Taking him by the shoulders, she roughly shakes him, “What the hell is going on?! Why is everyone running?!”
“GOJIRA DESU.”
“… What…?”
Suddenly a bloodcurdling shriek erupted in the air. The man immediately cried out in terror, escaped from Sooyoung’s grip, and dashed away. Moving towards the sidewalk, her mouth hung agape at the sight of a 328-foot tall lizard tearing apart buildings, and spewing fire at the remains.
“WHAT THE HELL, YOU’RE AREN’T EVEN REAL.” She screamed as she ended up running alongside with the fleeing crowd, as the giant lizard inched towards them.
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“Unnie! Unnie! Hurry up! You need to see something!” Seohyun squealed as she stared out the window of their practice room, hugging her Keroro doll.
Yuri and Yoona approached the distressed maknae, to find an army of giant chibi cats walking on their hind legs marching down the streets.
“Aw, they’re kind of cu-“
Before Seohyun could finish the sentence, one of the cats approached a car parked right by the entrance to their practice rooms. Its cute little smile turned devilish, and as it opened its mouth, a set of huge, sharp teeth revealed itself before clamping down onto the metal, easily swallowing the machine as if it were Jell-O.
“They look like they’re dangerous..” Yoona manages to claim after the sight she had seen.
Yoona and Yuri looked at each other, before strolling towards a closet that was within the practice room. The two quickly pulled out two large cases, and opened them, revealing an entire case of guns. The maknae could not help, but to just stare in shock as the two picked out several guns, and began loading them.
“I say we should use AK-47. We’ll easily finish them off,” Yoona declared.
“… In your dreams they might. If you want to get the job done, it has to be the HK G3 Sniper rifle.” Yuri said in a mocking manner.
“No, it’s AK-47.”
“Sniper rifle.”
“AK-47!”
“Sniper rifle!”
“AK-47!!!”
“SNIPER RIFLE!!!”
“WHAT MAKES YOU THINK A DAMN HK G3 SNIPER RIFLE COULD KILL THEM?!”
“BECAUSE IT’S SEXY LIKE ME.”
“IT’S ALSO FATASS.”
“WHY, THANK YOU.”
“Unnie! Could we focus on the situation at hand?!”
The two ignored Seohyun, and picked up their desired weapons.
“Ok, Yuri. Let’s make a bet. Whoever kills the most man-eating cats wins. Whoever loses sleeps on the floor tonight if we live. Deal?”
Before they could even seal the deal, Yuri was already out of the door, and running downstairs, laughing maniacally.
“HEY, THAT’S CHEATING!” Yoona screams, as she runs after the latter who was randomly shooting her gun everywhere.
The poor maknae followed suit, sighing heavily at her unnies’ boy-like behaviors.
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At first, Jessica and Tiffany didn’t react greatly when they noticed that the Californian sands were frosting, and the sea was gallons and gallons of milk. However, the sky began to dim as clouds began to take over the intense sun.
“Jessi, oh my god, look at that!” Tiffany squealed.
Finger pointed towards the sky, flying saucers came out of nowhere, and immediately touched down onto Earth. As the doors opened, an army of rabid Ronald McDonalds and Burger Kings exited, the ghastly mass moaning and groaning as if they were zombies.
Jessica gripped Tiffany shoulder with her hand, and sighed. “You see Tiffany? This is why we never eat at McDonald’s and Burger King. Now FUCKING RUN.”
Immediately, Jessica grasped the younger girl’s wrist, and as clearly stated, ran like hell.
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Hyoyeon and Sunny weaved through a network of alleyways, as they were forced to abandon the safety of their apartment, and search for the other girls.
“Oh my gosh Hyoyeon, look!” Sunny shouted as three shadows approached them.
Hyoyeon pushed Sunny behind her protective, and readied her fist for a serious bitch fight. However, both girls’ eyes went wide, when three 3-foot tall Capybaras who were totally pimped out with Afros, bling, and sunglasses approached them. They all muttered in a foreign language, and all snickered.
The younger of the two girls smirked. “Sunny, you go ahead down, this alleyway. I’ll take care of them.”
Reluctant at first, the shorter girl finally nodded, and began dashing down an alley adjacent from theirs. The leader of the furry rats sneered, cocking his head to one of his henchman, who scurried to the side. Seconds later, it returned with boom box on its shoulder. Pressing a button, the alleyway soon was filled with music, the bass pulsating from the speakers.
In a taunting manner, Hyoyeon popped the collar of her jacket, and raised her arms in the air.
“Bring it on, bitches!”
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Fire doused a nearby skyscraper as Godzilla trudged through the havocked city, and Sooyoung continued to run for her life.
“God Damn it, what could be worse than this?!” she shouted to the air as she felt her legs slowly cramping.
Sooyoung just managed to stop in time from colliding into a person in front of her. The figure turned around, her long, blonde pigtails swaying and her sailor skirt twirling. She couldn’t help, but gawk at the woman; she looked like she had come right out of an anime. The figure gave her a sudden wink; she snapped her fingers, and disappeared.
The tall girl merely stood there in utter confusion, until a cry brought her back to reality.
“There’s Sailor Moon! Get her!!!” A spiky-haired, blonde boy in an orange jumpsuit exclaimed, an army of other anime characters behind him.
“Wha…?”
When she noticed that she was suddenly wearing gloves, she shrieked at her suddenly longer, blonder hair and her clothing change to a skimpy sailor outfit. Her common sense kicked in, and soon she started up running again, except this time was to escape the anime army rather than the giant lizard.
“WHY THE FUCK IS THIS HAPPENING?!”
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A chibi monster cat lunged at Yoona with its ferocious claws extended. However, it did not reach its target, as a bullet hole appeared right in the middle of its head. Knowing that she hadn’t pulled the trigger, Yoona turned to find Yuri waving a hand from a window of a 3-story building.
“You know, you’re a pussy for hiding up there!”
“Oh, cry some more! The scores 99-99! At this rate, you’re going to have dust bunnies up your ass!!!”
Noticing a swarm beginning to form near the fighting girls, Seohyun, who was watching from behind a car, started to become worried. Running towards her unnies, she shouted, “Yoona unni! Yuri unni! There’s too many of them; you can’t fight them all!”
The maknae cried out as she suddenly tripped, the Keroro doll in her grasp falling into a puddle nearby. When she gained her senses, Seohyun looked up and gasped; the frog plushie was standing. She examined the puddle, and then pondered, Are these the stars’ tears?
A light bulb turned on, as Seohyun formed a plan.
Five minutes later, thousands of Keroro plushies spawned to life (which she dumped her collection into the puddle). As the objects exited the waters, they lined up to the gun cases that Seohyun aligned and grabbed firearm to arm themselves with. The army was soon complete, to which they marched off into battle with the chibi monster cats as Seohyun waved a makeshift white flag from her previous hiding spot.
And thus the Battle of the Frogs ensued.
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Jessica and Tiffany cowered in fear on the blocked off road as the army of zombie endorsement figures slowly closed in on them.
“Tiffany, there’s something I want to tell you before we die.”
Tiffany looked at the older girl, hope suddenly gleaming in her eyes. Jessica turned and held onto both of her shoulders. She didn’t look at her; she spoke with reluctance.
“I…”
“Yes?”
“I-I was the one who broke your ipod.”
“…”
“Tiff…?”
“WHAT THE FUCK YOU WERE THE ONE WHO BROKE MY IPOD?!”
“Tiffany! Just-Just calm down…-are you mad?”
“MAD? AW, HELL NO. I’M MOTHER FUCKING FURIOUS. THAT THING WAS A PRESENT FROM DADDY AND IT HAD 120 GB. 120 GB.”
The two were too busy bickering that they forgot about the mass of zombies inching towards them. One of the Ronalds almost attacked the girls, only to fail when a car rammed through the army like steamrolling an army of ants. Both stared at the chaos in shock as the driver exited the car. A pale man, gold tinted eyes; a flash of his smile revealed enlarged fangs. Clearly, Tiffany would know who it was.
“Ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod, It’s Edward!” the younger girl quickly abandoned Jessica’s side to admire the man’s vampire beauty.
“You ladies need a ride?”
Before anyone could reply, a second car drove in, a Native American exited, and immediately Tiffany squealed.
“OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD, IT’S JACOB!”
As she had done earlier, she abandoned the vampire to admire the werewolf’s beauty.
“If anyone gives a ride, it’ll be me.”
Edward faced the two girls, side-eyeing the werewolf, “So ladies, which one is it going to be?”
Jessica sighed as Tiffany suddenly had a troubled look, glancing back and forth at the two men. Suddenly, a third car pulled up. The driver’s window rolled down, music blasting from the speakers (Baby, Baby, Baby, Oooohhh).
A boy’s head popped out the window, “You guys need a ride?”
Jessica turned around and noticed the mass of zombies beginning to reform. She quickly grabbed Tiffany’s wrist, and pulled her towards the third car.
“Well, seeing that we don’t have time to pick between necrophilia and bestiality, we’re just gonna hitch a ride with the pubescent-defective boy.”
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Exiting the alleyway, Hyoyeon turned to smirk at the sobbing Capybaras. She had no idea where she was, seeing that the streets different compared to the ones in Korea. She took one step forward before she let out a loud Oof! as someone crashed into her side.
Rubbing her head, Hyoyeon faced the idiot who crashed into her; her breath hitched along with the other person.
“…Hyoyeon?!”
“Sooyoung?! What the hell, I thought you were in Japan… and what’s with the get-up?!”
“I am in Japan! Holy crap man, you will not believe what I’ve been going through today!”
Both girls cringed at a loud screech, as Godzilla inched towards them, followed by the anime army.
“Aw fuck, we’re so screwed!” Sooyoung cried as she hid behind Hyoyeon.
In amidst the chaos, the moon suddenly overlapped the Sun, to which caused a laser beam to shine upon Hyoyeon. Gradually, the girl became larger and larger until she was nearly as large, if not bigger, than Godzilla.
Looking at her sudden transformation, Hyoyeon couldn’t help, but smile.
“Now this, I can work with.”
She faced her enemies in front of her, tilting her head until you could hear a crack.
“Alright, let’s kick some ass!”
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Back in Girl’s Generation dorm, the ground rumbled intensely, causing several trinkets to fall over in the room. A bullet suddenly shot through the window, which caused a sleeping-mask-blinded leader to suddenly sit up straight from her bed. Running a hand through her bed-head hair, she let out a lazy yawn.
“Aigoo, kids play so roughly these days…”
After several seconds, Taeyeon fell back onto her pillow, and resumed her slumber as a fireball crashed into the window.
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And this boys and girls, is why I should not write crack, as it becomes demented, twisted, and plain out weird. But hey, I'm on a roll, finishing fanfics that I wrote long ago. Oh btw, if you're a little slow, I'll list some references used:
Naruto
Sailor Moon
Twilight: Edward and Jacob
Justin Bieber
(might be more, idk)
Anyways, penny for your thoughts? :3