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[carapace_green]

Thank God. Thank heavenly God.

ms_anthropy, I just know you've got something to do with this.

Comments

[jaylake]

Hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaaahahhahhaha

[carapace_green]

I want to buy the film rights.

[dirtylibrarian]

Crimes of passion and squeeze cheese! I love it.

[anonymous]

I'm not sure I see the crime here. I mean, unless he was planning on using the squeeze cheese in the spaghetti.

[erce]

It could have been much worse (I googled "SC man douses woman gas" because I remembered a case from several years ago that I read in The State, but apparently these things happen in cycles in my birth-state...shudder)

[markbourne]

Thank God the Twinkies weren't loaded at the time!