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[carbondating]

I had a dream that I was trying to find the secret to immortality.

One day, I suddenly realized that aging was caused by achievement. In order to live forever, all one had to do was accomplish absolutely nothing.

Unfortunately, the sheer importance of my great discovery caused me to die instantly.

Comments

[megdeclares]

hahahahahahahahahaha.
you have the best dreams ever.

[cexxcells]

you have the best dreams.

[bestkeptsecrets]

Thirded.