..but it doesn't pay. I'm currently working my ass off on the set of "Blood Moon Rising". Not much about this movie is known to me, but I can tell you that it takes place in an old-west setting, has both werewolves and zombies, and has Ron Jeremy in it. Not even kidding. The shoot is super effects and stunts heavy too. The other day I got to jump ( Read more... )

( This... is my BOOMSTICK! )

The pitch could have not gone any better! Well, it started out pretty bad, I did one of those things where your throat kinda closes up and it's like "So the show, is umm, well... But the main guy... right here, they're like best friends... but not really best friends. Like, he thinks they are, but then this guy... No, I mean this guy ( Read more... )

This will be my first summer without Camp Surf since I was in middle school. I have no idea what I'm going to do with myself.

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A physics professor and his assistant were working on liberating negatively charged hydroxyl ions when all of a sudden the assistant says "Wait, Professor! What if the salicylic acids don't accept the hydroxyl ion?" And the Professor responds "That's no hydroxyl ion! THAT'S MY WIFE!"