1. kate bush - under the ivy ( Read more... )

My LiveJournal SitcomAll My carbonmade (CBS, 2:30): carbonmade (Robert Downey Jr.) overhears majorcraze (Ralph Fiennes) talking about planetary motion. Meanwhile, punkypeggy (Bob Goldthwait) and kaine_tezim (Kate Hudson) try out for a volleyball team. Also, palahniuk (Charo) can't open take2thesky16 (Jennifer Jason Leigh)'s jar of pickles. At the ( Read more... )

I used to think I had friends.
Or, a good friend, at least.

It turns out these things don't exist.

Not in my life, anyway.

Am I turning emo before your very eyes?

I certainly hope not.

Remember that show "Murphy Brown"?

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Mayhem Manifesto: let's open up a 24 hour convience sex shop
Mayhem Manifesto: called
Mayhem Manifesto: FELCH 'N GO
WkngWnded: IUHASAHAHAHA
WkngWnded: yes
WkngWnded: H!!!!
Mayhem Manifesto: you can also pay with credit card
WkngWnded: WE CAN HAVE DILDOS ROLLING LIKE HOTDOGS ON WARMERS

mayhemmanifesto wants to send file C:\My Shared Folder\Latoya Jackson - Heart Don't Lie.mp3.

x kittykat says received C:\My Shared Folder\Latoya Jackson - Heart Don't Lie.mp3.

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i've said it once and i'll say it again...

there need to be more poultry related incidents in children's comedies.

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