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so, again, i hate the snow. i'm bored, i'm awake, and i'm getting my mtv reality show fix.
[ABOUT ME]
001. what is your full name?: jessica harmon
002. date of birth: january 2, 1986
003. astrological sign: capricorn
004. nicknames: jess, mess, weens
005. occupation: deli
006. hair color: light brown
007. eye color: most of the time they're blue.
008. where were you born: voorhees, nj
009. where do you reside now: SICKLERVILLE
010. age: 19
011. screen name: JESS a KABOOM
012. e-mail address: i don't check this anymore
013. what does your screen name stand for: my name is jessica. the KABOOM comes out of the "ca" in jessica.
014. pets: MAGGIEMAE<3333333, my baby (esmerelda)
015. piercings: two holes each ear
016. tattoo's: zero
017. shoe size: 7.5/8
[LOVE/RELATIONSHIPS]
018. have you ever been in love?: yes
019. how many people have you said that to: ugh, two
020. how many people have you been in REAL love with?: JUST ONE
021. how many people have you kissed?: 3
022. have you ever kissed someone of the same sex?: nope
023. how many people have you dated?: three
024. what do you look for in a guy/girl?: good sense of humor, brains, good tastes
025. what's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?: lips
026. what type of guy/girl do you usually go for?: uhm, i usually like dark haired, skinny, kind of lanky boys. that sounds really dorky...
027. do you remember your first love?: unfortunately.
028. do you believe in fate?: of course
029. do you believe in soul mates?: not really. that doesn't make sense.
[FAVORITES]
030. color to wear: green, pink, brown
031. food: STEAK AND MASHED POTATOES!!
032. television show: all these fucking mtv shows. real world, my super sweet sixteen, laguna beach, ashlee simpson...I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THEM!!
033. pair of shoes: i want my green chucks. pronto.
034. actor: JAKE GYLLENHAALLLLLLL, JOHNNY DEPP, bill murray
035. actress: scarlett, audrey tatou
036. drink: iced tea or water
037. holiday: i hate them all!
038. perfume/cologne: i don't wear perfume. my favorite cologne is aqua di gio<3
039. video game: MARIO BROS.
040. website: i don't have one
041. cereal: hahaha, wheaties.
042. comedian: dane, nick schwartz, EDDIE IFFT!!
043. thing to do on the weekend: god, anything. i'm so fucking bored.
044. season: summer for sure
045. sport to watch: nope.
[BEDROOM/SLEEP HABITS]
046. what color are your sheets?: like, teal
47. what color are your bedroom walls?: light yellow
048. do you have posters on your wall?: sublime, sonic youth
049. do you have a tv in your bedroom?: obviously
050. how many pillows are on your bed?: four
051. what do you normally sleep in?: ehh, sweatpants and a t shirt
052. what size bed do you have?: hahaha, single
053. do you have your own phone line in your bedroom?: no i have my cell phone.
054. do you sleep with stuffed animals?: noooppee
055. how many people can comfortably sleep comfortably in your bed?: just me.
056. any unusual sleeping positions?: i sleep like i'm dead
057. do you have to share your bedroom with a sibling?: not anymore
058. do you snore?: nah i talk
059. how about drool?: well, this is embarrassing
060. do you have an alarm clock in your room?: unfortunately
061. what color is the carpet in your room?: poop brown
[THIS/THAT]
062. day/night: i don't care
063. make love/have sex: have sex
064. coffee/tea: coffee!!
065. hamburgers/hotdogs: cheeseburgers?
066. rap/rock: both. it depends
067. silver/gold: i like gold but i have silver too
068. winter/summer: summer. no contest.
069. meat/vegetables: MEAT
070. scary movies/comedies: comedies for me
071. sandals/shoes: i'd rather wear flip flops
072. dogs/cats: doogggssssss
073. water/land: weird. land?
074. back rub/foot massage: back rub. don't touch my feet
075. picture frames/photo albums: picture frames
[OPINIONS]
076. virgins: my opinion on virgins? uhm, they're probably 11 years old....
077. god: i don't even know
078. reality tv: only if it's backed up with rich kids and a kickin soundtrack brah
079. valentine's day: blown out of proportion
080. homosexuals: are the same as heteorsexuals
081. abortion: pro choice
082. inter-racial relationships: i don't see the problem
083. death: inevitable
084. pre-marital sex: everyone's doing it man.
085. politics: a mess
[HAVE YOU EVER]
086. mooned anyone: hahaha, probably only justin. i mean, except for when my ass is hanging out of my jeans....
087. been on a diet: yeah
088. been to a foreign country: nooo
089. broken a bone: i broke my left big toe on justin's steps
090. sworn at a teacher: i don't think so
091. got in a fight: not phsyical
092. gone skinny dipping: yep
093. told a little white lie: everyday
094. told a secret you swore not to tell: i don't think so. if i swear not to tell, i don't
095. stolen anything: mad undies and bracelets
096. been in a mosh pit: ouch.
097. been to a concert: yyyuuuppp
098. broken the law: fuck a law
099. been on an airplane: yesss
100. Got to ride on a firetruck: hahaha not that i recall
101. came close to dying: did it.
102. cheated on someone: noppee
103. been so drunk you don't remember your name: i don't remember half the night. so...i don't know if i knew my name
104. asked a friend for relationship advice: yesss
105. gotten a speeding ticket: not me!
[CHILDHOOD]
106. did you watch Beverly Hills 90210: occassionally
107. did you believe there were monsters in your closet:no, i believed there was a crazy kidnapping rapist in my closet
108. were you shy: i think i was alright
109. were you spoiled: i had a lot of stuff.
110. were you abused: not at all
111. were you in a car accident: nope
112. were your older cousins mean to you: ew my one cousin used to chase me around and try and kiss me. WHAT'S UP, FREAK!
113. did you think slinkies were cool: those shits broke in fiveminutes
114. were you afraid of the dark: yes. i really was.
115. did you tease your hair out like Tiffany: my mom used to make my bangs this huge puff of hairspray
116. did you believe in the Easter Bunny/Santa Claus/ and the Tooth Fairy: for a minute
[RANDOM]
117. name three things that are next to your computer: right leg, left leg, my camera
118. do you have any hidden talents: no. thanks.
119. if you were to star in a movie, what kind of movie would it be: drama
120. what's the scariest movie you've ever seen: uhm, i avoid scary movies at all costs but...the exorcist
121. do you drive: yyeeaaahhh
122. what is your dream car: mmm, i can't wait to get my jetta. but i want a fucking bentley.
123. do you think your good looking: a 4?
124. do others think you are good looking: no.
125. How many rooms do you have in your house: three bedrooms, bathroom, laundry room, kitchen, living room, family room, playroom
126. are you afraid of roller coasters: not at all
127. do you own a pooltable: no. my neighbor does and it's sweeeeeeet
128. do you have a dishwasher in your kitchen: hahaha yeah right
129. how many U.S. states have you been to: 5 i think
130. do you carry any weapons on you: naw son
131. name something you can't get enough of: $$$$$$$$$$$$$
132. are you an artistic person: not at all
133. who is the last person to IM you: some boy who wants records. i avoid AIM at all costs
134. are you a good story teller: what??
135. what is your greatest accomplishment: christ.
136. do you like to burn candles or incense: uhm, incense can start to choke me
137. do you have your own credit card: no. i have a visa debit. but no credit card
138. let's say you win the lotto, what do you do with all that money?: vacation, apartment, new car, SHOPPING, go to a college i want to go to
139. do you have a check book: i think so
140. what do you think people think of you: i'm mean, weird looking, and have a dry sense of humor. oh, and i drive a stupid car.
141. are you a likeable person: honestly, not really.
142. when are you moving: when i'm ready
143. are you easily mistaken as being someone of the opposite sex?: nah
144. do you use correct English?: nah, but i edit things like crazy
145. who do you wish was president?: bill murry
146. do you like to clean your room?: no
147. Do you pace in circles when you get nervous?: no, i bite my nails and my cuticles. i fidget a lot.
[APPEARANCES]
148. how much time do you spend on your appearance in the morning?: eh, it takes me about an hour to get ready
149. do you wear makeup regularly?: yep
150. if so, what?: concealer, powder, blush, mascara, chapstick
151. are your looks important to you?: if they were, i would be seriously fucked
152. do you want to change the way you look?: a couple things here and there
153. do you straighten you hair?: yep
154. do you look like your parents?: i've got my mom's face and a female version of my dad's body
155. is that good or bad?: who the hell knows.
what a weird question to end with.....
LATER MUCH!
[ABOUT ME]
001. what is your full name?: jessica harmon
002. date of birth: january 2, 1986
003. astrological sign: capricorn
004. nicknames: jess, mess, weens
005. occupation: deli
006. hair color: light brown
007. eye color: most of the time they're blue.
008. where were you born: voorhees, nj
009. where do you reside now: SICKLERVILLE
010. age: 19
011. screen name: JESS a KABOOM
012. e-mail address: i don't check this anymore
013. what does your screen name stand for: my name is jessica. the KABOOM comes out of the "ca" in jessica.
014. pets: MAGGIEMAE<3333333, my baby (esmerelda)
015. piercings: two holes each ear
016. tattoo's: zero
017. shoe size: 7.5/8
[LOVE/RELATIONSHIPS]
018. have you ever been in love?: yes
019. how many people have you said that to: ugh, two
020. how many people have you been in REAL love with?: JUST ONE
021. how many people have you kissed?: 3
022. have you ever kissed someone of the same sex?: nope
023. how many people have you dated?: three
024. what do you look for in a guy/girl?: good sense of humor, brains, good tastes
025. what's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?: lips
026. what type of guy/girl do you usually go for?: uhm, i usually like dark haired, skinny, kind of lanky boys. that sounds really dorky...
027. do you remember your first love?: unfortunately.
028. do you believe in fate?: of course
029. do you believe in soul mates?: not really. that doesn't make sense.
[FAVORITES]
030. color to wear: green, pink, brown
031. food: STEAK AND MASHED POTATOES!!
032. television show: all these fucking mtv shows. real world, my super sweet sixteen, laguna beach, ashlee simpson...I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THEM!!
033. pair of shoes: i want my green chucks. pronto.
034. actor: JAKE GYLLENHAALLLLLLL, JOHNNY DEPP, bill murray
035. actress: scarlett, audrey tatou
036. drink: iced tea or water
037. holiday: i hate them all!
038. perfume/cologne: i don't wear perfume. my favorite cologne is aqua di gio<3
039. video game: MARIO BROS.
040. website: i don't have one
041. cereal: hahaha, wheaties.
042. comedian: dane, nick schwartz, EDDIE IFFT!!
043. thing to do on the weekend: god, anything. i'm so fucking bored.
044. season: summer for sure
045. sport to watch: nope.
[BEDROOM/SLEEP HABITS]
046. what color are your sheets?: like, teal
47. what color are your bedroom walls?: light yellow
048. do you have posters on your wall?: sublime, sonic youth
049. do you have a tv in your bedroom?: obviously
050. how many pillows are on your bed?: four
051. what do you normally sleep in?: ehh, sweatpants and a t shirt
052. what size bed do you have?: hahaha, single
053. do you have your own phone line in your bedroom?: no i have my cell phone.
054. do you sleep with stuffed animals?: noooppee
055. how many people can comfortably sleep comfortably in your bed?: just me.
056. any unusual sleeping positions?: i sleep like i'm dead
057. do you have to share your bedroom with a sibling?: not anymore
058. do you snore?: nah i talk
059. how about drool?: well, this is embarrassing
060. do you have an alarm clock in your room?: unfortunately
061. what color is the carpet in your room?: poop brown
[THIS/THAT]
062. day/night: i don't care
063. make love/have sex: have sex
064. coffee/tea: coffee!!
065. hamburgers/hotdogs: cheeseburgers?
066. rap/rock: both. it depends
067. silver/gold: i like gold but i have silver too
068. winter/summer: summer. no contest.
069. meat/vegetables: MEAT
070. scary movies/comedies: comedies for me
071. sandals/shoes: i'd rather wear flip flops
072. dogs/cats: doogggssssss
073. water/land: weird. land?
074. back rub/foot massage: back rub. don't touch my feet
075. picture frames/photo albums: picture frames
[OPINIONS]
076. virgins: my opinion on virgins? uhm, they're probably 11 years old....
077. god: i don't even know
078. reality tv: only if it's backed up with rich kids and a kickin soundtrack brah
079. valentine's day: blown out of proportion
080. homosexuals: are the same as heteorsexuals
081. abortion: pro choice
082. inter-racial relationships: i don't see the problem
083. death: inevitable
084. pre-marital sex: everyone's doing it man.
085. politics: a mess
[HAVE YOU EVER]
086. mooned anyone: hahaha, probably only justin. i mean, except for when my ass is hanging out of my jeans....
087. been on a diet: yeah
088. been to a foreign country: nooo
089. broken a bone: i broke my left big toe on justin's steps
090. sworn at a teacher: i don't think so
091. got in a fight: not phsyical
092. gone skinny dipping: yep
093. told a little white lie: everyday
094. told a secret you swore not to tell: i don't think so. if i swear not to tell, i don't
095. stolen anything: mad undies and bracelets
096. been in a mosh pit: ouch.
097. been to a concert: yyyuuuppp
098. broken the law: fuck a law
099. been on an airplane: yesss
100. Got to ride on a firetruck: hahaha not that i recall
101. came close to dying: did it.
102. cheated on someone: noppee
103. been so drunk you don't remember your name: i don't remember half the night. so...i don't know if i knew my name
104. asked a friend for relationship advice: yesss
105. gotten a speeding ticket: not me!
[CHILDHOOD]
106. did you watch Beverly Hills 90210: occassionally
107. did you believe there were monsters in your closet:no, i believed there was a crazy kidnapping rapist in my closet
108. were you shy: i think i was alright
109. were you spoiled: i had a lot of stuff.
110. were you abused: not at all
111. were you in a car accident: nope
112. were your older cousins mean to you: ew my one cousin used to chase me around and try and kiss me. WHAT'S UP, FREAK!
113. did you think slinkies were cool: those shits broke in fiveminutes
114. were you afraid of the dark: yes. i really was.
115. did you tease your hair out like Tiffany: my mom used to make my bangs this huge puff of hairspray
116. did you believe in the Easter Bunny/Santa Claus/ and the Tooth Fairy: for a minute
[RANDOM]
117. name three things that are next to your computer: right leg, left leg, my camera
118. do you have any hidden talents: no. thanks.
119. if you were to star in a movie, what kind of movie would it be: drama
120. what's the scariest movie you've ever seen: uhm, i avoid scary movies at all costs but...the exorcist
121. do you drive: yyeeaaahhh
122. what is your dream car: mmm, i can't wait to get my jetta. but i want a fucking bentley.
123. do you think your good looking: a 4?
124. do others think you are good looking: no.
125. How many rooms do you have in your house: three bedrooms, bathroom, laundry room, kitchen, living room, family room, playroom
126. are you afraid of roller coasters: not at all
127. do you own a pooltable: no. my neighbor does and it's sweeeeeeet
128. do you have a dishwasher in your kitchen: hahaha yeah right
129. how many U.S. states have you been to: 5 i think
130. do you carry any weapons on you: naw son
131. name something you can't get enough of: $$$$$$$$$$$$$
132. are you an artistic person: not at all
133. who is the last person to IM you: some boy who wants records. i avoid AIM at all costs
134. are you a good story teller: what??
135. what is your greatest accomplishment: christ.
136. do you like to burn candles or incense: uhm, incense can start to choke me
137. do you have your own credit card: no. i have a visa debit. but no credit card
138. let's say you win the lotto, what do you do with all that money?: vacation, apartment, new car, SHOPPING, go to a college i want to go to
139. do you have a check book: i think so
140. what do you think people think of you: i'm mean, weird looking, and have a dry sense of humor. oh, and i drive a stupid car.
141. are you a likeable person: honestly, not really.
142. when are you moving: when i'm ready
143. are you easily mistaken as being someone of the opposite sex?: nah
144. do you use correct English?: nah, but i edit things like crazy
145. who do you wish was president?: bill murry
146. do you like to clean your room?: no
147. Do you pace in circles when you get nervous?: no, i bite my nails and my cuticles. i fidget a lot.
[APPEARANCES]
148. how much time do you spend on your appearance in the morning?: eh, it takes me about an hour to get ready
149. do you wear makeup regularly?: yep
150. if so, what?: concealer, powder, blush, mascara, chapstick
151. are your looks important to you?: if they were, i would be seriously fucked
152. do you want to change the way you look?: a couple things here and there
153. do you straighten you hair?: yep
154. do you look like your parents?: i've got my mom's face and a female version of my dad's body
155. is that good or bad?: who the hell knows.
what a weird question to end with.....
LATER MUCH!