What I did today: Geoff Hoon

[cardboardnewman]

I got up at six. It may have been a little after six, but I didn't see the alarm clock

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Jerry - we know this was you!

[anonymous]

"Some good news at last: Arsene Wenger has been on. He wants me to be his assistant."

Gave it away. The REAL Cardboardnewman would never mock the French.

Does anyone else post anonymously to the ATILJ? You have to go through this "prove you are not a spambot" thing. I'm a spambot and so is my wife!

Re: Jerry - we know this was you!

[lushattic]

Me sir? whatever gave you that impression.

Frankly I'm shocked And my good friend Donald Rumsfeld agrees.