Croydon Riots

[cardboardnewman]

It emerged this mornong that the Croydon riot of Sunday the 13th of June was caused by the local SF group.

The catalyst of this riot was said to be a young lady answering only to the name of Flick.
When asked why she had started such riotous behaviour she replied that she was annoyed that the local Marks and Spencer closed at 6 o clock.

Comments

[flick]

And I'd do it again!

[anonymous]

and now she's started a fight in the big brother house after calling another housemate "pikey".