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Been to Norwich for the past 5 days. Decided to write an update with Hollie, but it seemed to turn into a chat via the laptop. Still, gives you a rough idea of what happened. :)
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Hollie - Bold
Chrissy - Plain text
Let's write an LJ update!
OK!
What we should do though, is do it on LJ, and have one person bold, and one plain text or italics.
Fuck it, let's do the HTML on here. :)
I call normal text. :)
Lazy fuck. :P
I'm the one that decided to do this thing! You're the one that was making it awkward!
You're a pain. =)
You're a DECK. But that's irrelevant... What have we been up to since Saturday?
Better than being a SHETBAG. :) Well, we have erm... *brief pause while Hollie thinks*...
Start at the beginning? Saturday... I arrived! :)
Yes. You turned up. And I was all stressy and on the phone and trying to sort things out and completely missed you walking past, and then turned round and you were there! Erm.. We... Went to the arcade... Then laid on the grass by the river and you wanted me to take a photo of that bird eating a frog..
That was cool. I think we should upload it.
Okay.
*Conversation while we share it on Facebook. :D*
Right. After all of the excitement with the dead frog and the bird, we... Wandered in to the city centre, not that we can remember what we did... Went to Subway! Ah yes. :)
*Chris whines about lack of meat in Sub*. They're supposed to put three slices in, not two! Fucking foreigner.
We then caught the bus back. Luckily by this time, I pretty much knew who was coming to the BBQ... It had taken a week to get that far though. Silly friends!
Can we turn this shit music off please?
No. :)
Please?
No. :)
Pleeeeease?
FINE. *puts on Steps greatest hits*
YAY!
Got back to Dereham, met Ashley and Nick there.
Then we got an Indian.
No, we didn't...
*laughs a lot*
Someone has a shit sense of humor. :) :) :)
*Attacks Hollie*
Gerroff!
Spell humour correctly betch!
STOP NAZIING MY FUCKING TYPING. AND IF YOU SAY COMMA ONE MORE TIME I AM GOING TO THROW YOU IN THE FUCKING POND. :)
Commelian.
*Slaps*
Commillionaire!
*Gives up*
To cut a long story short, we managed to get home, and then gradually people turned up.
There's a comma up there dammit!
SHUT UP!
That should have a comma as well...
I'm going to ignore every grammar / spelling / typing-related comment. :)
I had a bit too much to drink and had to lay down or something. I think I did anyway. CHRIS HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINK AND HAD TO LAY DOWN THOUGH. =D
I didn't have anything to eat!
Well that's your sodding problem!
So it wasn't too much then!
I think you were just being an
*Both stop mid sentence to do the dance routine for "One for Sorrow", and then end up laughing. A lot.*
tisocial.
No. *laughs*.
Chris hates my friends. :(
There's something strange in my pocket and I don't know what it is. I wonder if I can eat it.
You know, you'd have to be a sodding genius to read and comprehend this. :P
*eats* Do you want to try a bit?
Then everyone cooked while we were upstairs
*Puts it back in pocket*
And then we came down a bit later. After
Some rampant sex
Funnily enough, I don't remember that part. After Scene It (which Chris is rate good at... I want him on my team next time!), everyone went home. And then we... *thinks* ended up downstairs watching ITV Play until 3am, and ended up awake until 4.30. =/
First of all, I'm not good at Scene It, I don't know much about films. Secondly, I wasn't watching ITV Play. Was I really that boring?
No, you were asleep and left ME watching ITV fucking Play.
Did I fall asleep twice then?
Yeah, it was rate cute. :)
So I didn't dribble everywhere then?
No... If you had done, I wouldn't be saying you were cute. :P
Sunday...
Wait a minute.
Hollie sends Chris to shut the door and turn the light off
What were we doing between 3 and 4.30?
Nothing that LJ needs to know about. :)
Very well. Sunday? I've forgotten already.
It was when Dad did the 2nd BBQ and Bee came over and we watched MADE. :P
Oh yeah. Monday?
Your memory is amazing.
Monday was boring. Wasn't it?
Monday night wasn't THAT boring!
Oh yeah. *laughs* Something about *laughs* 14 times?
I hate you. :)
Why?
'Cause you're making me feel embarrassed, that's why!
*Facepalm*
*Corrects typo* What now?
Erm... *adjusts self* That sounds wrong.
You're making dodgy implications about what we've been up to, therefore it's the least I can do buddy. :)
At least my implications are based on fact!
I really hate you, you know!
Chris and Hollie stop to listen / mime to Steps again
Guilty pleasures. :)
I'm sure I could make a comment then, but I choose not to. :)
Go on.
No. :)
Tuesday.
Great Yarmouth, yay!
Yeah, we went to Yarmouth today. Mum was taking us to el train station in Norwich, but ended up just taking us to Yarmouth, cos she's lurveleh. :)
*Chris plays with laptop charger*
If you don't stop that I'm going to leave you alone. :P
Hello, he's getting naked. :P
My neck's sunburnt. :(
Poor princess. :(
Not. A. Princess.
You is ma pincess. :)
Pincers!
I give up.
There's a moth there.
I KNOW.
Chris likes blowing moths. :)
*Plays with moth*
Brief lack of typing for a few minutes
Today we.. He's distracting me! We basically ended up in every arcade with a dance machine. :D
*Yawns* *Spazzes* Moth. :(
The moth thinks Chrissy is its mummy. :D
Interruption while Tom comes downstairs
Erm.. Moth attacked my nipple. :(
And then we went to the seafront and I jumped in the sand. :D
Hollie, I don't want to do all of the talking. You say something.
I'm going to hurt you! I really am!
*Brief pause for Steps faggotry... 5,6,7,8!
Longer pause for Steps faggotry...
Did you know I was in the second audience for this to be performed live, before they released it?
No, but that's pretty 1337 actually.
Didn't pay for the tickets, so it's okay.
You did a Glastonbury and climbed over the fence? :O YOU SHAGGED H?!
I was ... hmm.. I can't think how old I would have been then. I was working at some craft fayre or something.
Right... I don't see how the two can be associated, but moving on!
Well there was a big concert thing there as well!
Ohhh.
Meh.
After Yarmouth, we got the bus back to dereham, then watched shit TV. :)
I don't even remember what we watched.
That's because you're fucking glued to your DS!
If the TV was shit, I've got an excuse!
Am I not a suitable distraction? :P
Not when your parents are in the room.
Someone only wants Hollum for physical attention. :( :( :(
Well there's not a lot going on on the mental side, is there?
I hate you.
Right, to be continued, as that brings us up to where we are now. We'll finish it tomorrow morning!
Ok. Night!
BAI GUYZ!
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Right, back again.
zzzzzzzzzzzz.
Why are you tired? :P
*silence*
You incriminate me, now I can incriminate you. WHY ARE YOU TIRED CHRISTOPHER? :)
You should know!
I'm gonna betchslap yeh!
ok.
Right, well, it's morning now. Fuck knows what time we went to bed...I forgot to go back to my room anyway. Oops. :)
I've got nothing to say.
You've never got anything to say! Remind me why I spend so much time talking to someone that has no conversation? :P
Because the sex is awesome.
O RLY?
*conversation derails into image macro chat*
Well, today we're... What are we doing?
Unfortunately, not a lot. :( But I'm leaving today! :D
*sad face* I think we're wandering around Norwich for a bit and... PICTEES!
Yay. *Unenthusiastic*.
You fucking love it. :)
Hollie puts on P!ATD on iTunes
Turn that shit off!
No. :)
Chris plays with iTunes
I'm sorry, but anyone that would rather listen to Eminem than Panic! needs SLAPZ. :D SLAPZ4U! *slaps*
Firstly, it's on shuffle, and secondly, I'm amused that you used to be a fangirl. :O Secret's out! :D
I think that by the end of today I'm just not going to talk to you. Like, ever. :)
By the end of today, I'll be 200 miles away, so it'll be a bit hard to talk to me then. :P
Don't sodding remind me. Yay Hollie chose new song now. :D Yay Dresden Dolls! *boogies on down*
*is tired, and therefore quiet*
And why are you tired? :)
Well, SOMEONE kept me up last night, AND woke me up this morning! >:(
I'm pretty good at keeping you up tbh. :D
Oh, the innuendo.
Right, shall we wrap things up? This doesn't seem to be going anywhere except incriminating ourselves. :)
No, but let's rap! :D
No. :) *was then trying to remember the lyrics to Shaggy - It Wasn't Me*
I win da rap bantels. :)
You didn't sodding rap!
Yeah, yeah. Go with the flow, your momma's a ho! :D
Is it quite sad we're arguing over how I got the mark on my arm? :P
I'm forgetful, you're argumentative... It makes perfect sense!
I'M NOT ARGUMENTATIVE! And yes, I know that's hypocritical. :)
Took the words right out of my mouth!
Right. Well erm.. I think we've had a fun few days, no? :)
Yeah, definitely. Even if I've had about 6 hours of sleep over the duration of my stay. :P
I've had less than you! I kept waking up last night. Haha, you fell out of bed this morning. XD
Well, maybe I wouldn't have done if I had a bit more room last night!
You could have told me to go back to my room!
Nah. :P
Aww. :) Anyway, I've just decided that you HAVE to come back, betch. :)
Was going to, anyway. So there.
Yay! See you next week then. :P
You're visiting me, right?
*Illegally drives car 200 miles*
... in the wrong direction.
"Edinburgh... That's near Portsmouth, I must be getting close now!" *accelerates*
Hollie and Chris get excited because Hollie has a message on myspace
Right, shall we say that's it, then, homie?
Fine. *buggers off*
Bugger's my word. :(
*laughs*
Oh piss off. :) Anyway, that's all for now. Have some photos, and we will see you again when we next do a JOINT UPDATE! :D
We see people when we update?
They see me rollin', they hatin'...
DEY. :@
This is ridiculously long. And don't take that out of context.
Just how you like it. :P
As you know. :)
Here we go... 8-)
BYE EVERYONE! <3
Toodle pip!
xXx
*wonders if he can have the last word for once*
Yay!
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I miss her already. :(
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Hollie - Bold
Chrissy - Plain text
Let's write an LJ update!
OK!
What we should do though, is do it on LJ, and have one person bold, and one plain text or italics.
Fuck it, let's do the HTML on here. :)
I call normal text. :)
Lazy fuck. :P
I'm the one that decided to do this thing! You're the one that was making it awkward!
You're a pain. =)
You're a DECK. But that's irrelevant... What have we been up to since Saturday?
Better than being a SHETBAG. :) Well, we have erm... *brief pause while Hollie thinks*...
Start at the beginning? Saturday... I arrived! :)
Yes. You turned up. And I was all stressy and on the phone and trying to sort things out and completely missed you walking past, and then turned round and you were there! Erm.. We... Went to the arcade... Then laid on the grass by the river and you wanted me to take a photo of that bird eating a frog..
That was cool. I think we should upload it.
Okay.
*Conversation while we share it on Facebook. :D*
Right. After all of the excitement with the dead frog and the bird, we... Wandered in to the city centre, not that we can remember what we did... Went to Subway! Ah yes. :)
*Chris whines about lack of meat in Sub*. They're supposed to put three slices in, not two! Fucking foreigner.
We then caught the bus back. Luckily by this time, I pretty much knew who was coming to the BBQ... It had taken a week to get that far though. Silly friends!
Can we turn this shit music off please?
No. :)
Please?
No. :)
Pleeeeease?
FINE. *puts on Steps greatest hits*
YAY!
Got back to Dereham, met Ashley and Nick there.
Then we got an Indian.
No, we didn't...
*laughs a lot*
Someone has a shit sense of humor. :) :) :)
*Attacks Hollie*
Gerroff!
Spell humour correctly betch!
STOP NAZIING MY FUCKING TYPING. AND IF YOU SAY COMMA ONE MORE TIME I AM GOING TO THROW YOU IN THE FUCKING POND. :)
Commelian.
*Slaps*
Commillionaire!
*Gives up*
To cut a long story short, we managed to get home, and then gradually people turned up.
There's a comma up there dammit!
SHUT UP!
That should have a comma as well...
I'm going to ignore every grammar / spelling / typing-related comment. :)
I had a bit too much to drink and had to lay down or something. I think I did anyway. CHRIS HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINK AND HAD TO LAY DOWN THOUGH. =D
I didn't have anything to eat!
Well that's your sodding problem!
So it wasn't too much then!
I think you were just being an
*Both stop mid sentence to do the dance routine for "One for Sorrow", and then end up laughing. A lot.*
tisocial.
No. *laughs*.
Chris hates my friends. :(
There's something strange in my pocket and I don't know what it is. I wonder if I can eat it.
You know, you'd have to be a sodding genius to read and comprehend this. :P
*eats* Do you want to try a bit?
Then everyone cooked while we were upstairs
*Puts it back in pocket*
And then we came down a bit later. After
Some rampant sex
Funnily enough, I don't remember that part. After Scene It (which Chris is rate good at... I want him on my team next time!), everyone went home. And then we... *thinks* ended up downstairs watching ITV Play until 3am, and ended up awake until 4.30. =/
First of all, I'm not good at Scene It, I don't know much about films. Secondly, I wasn't watching ITV Play. Was I really that boring?
No, you were asleep and left ME watching ITV fucking Play.
Did I fall asleep twice then?
Yeah, it was rate cute. :)
So I didn't dribble everywhere then?
No... If you had done, I wouldn't be saying you were cute. :P
Sunday...
Wait a minute.
Hollie sends Chris to shut the door and turn the light off
What were we doing between 3 and 4.30?
Nothing that LJ needs to know about. :)
Very well. Sunday? I've forgotten already.
It was when Dad did the 2nd BBQ and Bee came over and we watched MADE. :P
Oh yeah. Monday?
Your memory is amazing.
Monday was boring. Wasn't it?
Monday night wasn't THAT boring!
Oh yeah. *laughs* Something about *laughs* 14 times?
I hate you. :)
Why?
'Cause you're making me feel embarrassed, that's why!
*Facepalm*
*Corrects typo* What now?
Erm... *adjusts self* That sounds wrong.
You're making dodgy implications about what we've been up to, therefore it's the least I can do buddy. :)
At least my implications are based on fact!
I really hate you, you know!
Chris and Hollie stop to listen / mime to Steps again
Guilty pleasures. :)
I'm sure I could make a comment then, but I choose not to. :)
Go on.
No. :)
Tuesday.
Great Yarmouth, yay!
Yeah, we went to Yarmouth today. Mum was taking us to el train station in Norwich, but ended up just taking us to Yarmouth, cos she's lurveleh. :)
*Chris plays with laptop charger*
If you don't stop that I'm going to leave you alone. :P
Hello, he's getting naked. :P
My neck's sunburnt. :(
Poor princess. :(
Not. A. Princess.
You is ma pincess. :)
Pincers!
I give up.
There's a moth there.
I KNOW.
Chris likes blowing moths. :)
*Plays with moth*
Brief lack of typing for a few minutes
Today we.. He's distracting me! We basically ended up in every arcade with a dance machine. :D
*Yawns* *Spazzes* Moth. :(
The moth thinks Chrissy is its mummy. :D
Interruption while Tom comes downstairs
Erm.. Moth attacked my nipple. :(
And then we went to the seafront and I jumped in the sand. :D
Hollie, I don't want to do all of the talking. You say something.
I'm going to hurt you! I really am!
*Brief pause for Steps faggotry... 5,6,7,8!
Longer pause for Steps faggotry...
Did you know I was in the second audience for this to be performed live, before they released it?
No, but that's pretty 1337 actually.
Didn't pay for the tickets, so it's okay.
You did a Glastonbury and climbed over the fence? :O YOU SHAGGED H?!
I was ... hmm.. I can't think how old I would have been then. I was working at some craft fayre or something.
Right... I don't see how the two can be associated, but moving on!
Well there was a big concert thing there as well!
Ohhh.
Meh.
After Yarmouth, we got the bus back to dereham, then watched shit TV. :)
I don't even remember what we watched.
That's because you're fucking glued to your DS!
If the TV was shit, I've got an excuse!
Am I not a suitable distraction? :P
Not when your parents are in the room.
Someone only wants Hollum for physical attention. :( :( :(
Well there's not a lot going on on the mental side, is there?
I hate you.
Right, to be continued, as that brings us up to where we are now. We'll finish it tomorrow morning!
Ok. Night!
BAI GUYZ!
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Right, back again.
zzzzzzzzzzzz.
Why are you tired? :P
*silence*
You incriminate me, now I can incriminate you. WHY ARE YOU TIRED CHRISTOPHER? :)
You should know!
I'm gonna betchslap yeh!
ok.
Right, well, it's morning now. Fuck knows what time we went to bed...I forgot to go back to my room anyway. Oops. :)
I've got nothing to say.
You've never got anything to say! Remind me why I spend so much time talking to someone that has no conversation? :P
Because the sex is awesome.
O RLY?
*conversation derails into image macro chat*
Well, today we're... What are we doing?
Unfortunately, not a lot. :( But I'm leaving today! :D
*sad face* I think we're wandering around Norwich for a bit and... PICTEES!
Yay. *Unenthusiastic*.
You fucking love it. :)
Hollie puts on P!ATD on iTunes
Turn that shit off!
No. :)
Chris plays with iTunes
I'm sorry, but anyone that would rather listen to Eminem than Panic! needs SLAPZ. :D SLAPZ4U! *slaps*
Firstly, it's on shuffle, and secondly, I'm amused that you used to be a fangirl. :O Secret's out! :D
I think that by the end of today I'm just not going to talk to you. Like, ever. :)
By the end of today, I'll be 200 miles away, so it'll be a bit hard to talk to me then. :P
Don't sodding remind me. Yay Hollie chose new song now. :D Yay Dresden Dolls! *boogies on down*
*is tired, and therefore quiet*
And why are you tired? :)
Well, SOMEONE kept me up last night, AND woke me up this morning! >:(
I'm pretty good at keeping you up tbh. :D
Oh, the innuendo.
Right, shall we wrap things up? This doesn't seem to be going anywhere except incriminating ourselves. :)
No, but let's rap! :D
No. :) *was then trying to remember the lyrics to Shaggy - It Wasn't Me*
I win da rap bantels. :)
You didn't sodding rap!
Yeah, yeah. Go with the flow, your momma's a ho! :D
Is it quite sad we're arguing over how I got the mark on my arm? :P
I'm forgetful, you're argumentative... It makes perfect sense!
I'M NOT ARGUMENTATIVE! And yes, I know that's hypocritical. :)
Took the words right out of my mouth!
Right. Well erm.. I think we've had a fun few days, no? :)
Yeah, definitely. Even if I've had about 6 hours of sleep over the duration of my stay. :P
I've had less than you! I kept waking up last night. Haha, you fell out of bed this morning. XD
Well, maybe I wouldn't have done if I had a bit more room last night!
You could have told me to go back to my room!
Nah. :P
Aww. :) Anyway, I've just decided that you HAVE to come back, betch. :)
Was going to, anyway. So there.
Yay! See you next week then. :P
You're visiting me, right?
*Illegally drives car 200 miles*
... in the wrong direction.
"Edinburgh... That's near Portsmouth, I must be getting close now!" *accelerates*
Hollie and Chris get excited because Hollie has a message on myspace
Right, shall we say that's it, then, homie?
Fine. *buggers off*
Bugger's my word. :(
*laughs*
Oh piss off. :) Anyway, that's all for now. Have some photos, and we will see you again when we next do a JOINT UPDATE! :D
We see people when we update?
They see me rollin', they hatin'...
DEY. :@
This is ridiculously long. And don't take that out of context.
Just how you like it. :P
As you know. :)
Here we go... 8-)
BYE EVERYONE! <3
Toodle pip!
xXx
*wonders if he can have the last word for once*
Yay!
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I miss her already. :(