The other day at work, a woman asked me if my LiveStrong bracelet was some sort of gang symbol.

"You know, like the sideways baseball caps, or the rolled up jeans?"

She was relieved to hear that no, I was not in a gang.

"I just found out the other day that a few of the kids the ride on my bus are pimps!"

Wow.

Hey everybody! Want to play a fun game? It's called, "PRETEND YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!"

This week's topic: Politics!

Whoever said that there are no stupid questions, only stupid answers, was full of shit.

I would like everyone to wish my beautiful sweet and awesome girlfriend, Emily, a happy birthday, for today is just that!

If it takes you more than, say, an hour to post on your LiveJournal, then there's seriously something wrong with you.

In a few hours I shall be departing to the wonderful location of Hilton Head Island, where I will be staying for a week. I may be able to update there, but chances are, even if I can, I won't. Regardless, have a good week.

I'm not trying to be an asshole or anything, but seriously, the Beverage Gallery really isn't that big of a deal. I understand that it's a fun place for some people to get together, sit around, drink coffee, play assorted board games, act like morons, etc., but don't you know that you could do all of the afformentioned in the comfort of your own ( Read more... )

I must announce that as of 22 minutes from now (11:39 PM EST), Emily and I will have been dating for one year.

I think that's a cause for celebration!

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Bowling Shirts, Hip Again?

THE ANSWER IS NO! If you wear these on a regular basis, go back to your Chez Lounge and continue sipping your chocolate martini while sitting on your inflatable lime green 50's deco couch, you douche.

I read some of my past journal entires and thought, "Man, I am freakin' hilarious !"