Why religion and masturbation should be treated the same way

[care_for_pres]

1. It's not polite to do either one in public.
2. Both involve unusual vocalizations and outbursts
3. Both are guilty pleasures
4. The government should have nothing to do with either one. A Masturbation Establishment Clause?
5. You probably shouldn't ask someone to join you unless you know them really, really well.

Comments

[lauren5678]

LMAO.

[lauren5678]

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