Troy
If your thinking of going to see Troy..don't.
Brad Pitt spoke with a monotone the entire movie and made squinty eyes as some form of "acting".
Most of the men looked like girls. Orlando Bloom as Paris so resembled Little Orphan Annie I'm surprised he had pupils.
It was LONG, it was DULL, it was filled with little girly men wearing tye dyed robes, halter tops, and skirts.
One quick shot of Brad's ass did not save this movie. Nothing could have saved this movie.
The only saving grace was an evening away from the husband and kiddies and spending time with my best friend from college.
Brad Pitt spoke with a monotone the entire movie and made squinty eyes as some form of "acting".
Most of the men looked like girls. Orlando Bloom as Paris so resembled Little Orphan Annie I'm surprised he had pupils.
It was LONG, it was DULL, it was filled with little girly men wearing tye dyed robes, halter tops, and skirts.
One quick shot of Brad's ass did not save this movie. Nothing could have saved this movie.
The only saving grace was an evening away from the husband and kiddies and spending time with my best friend from college.