Aaron! Dude, I would totally come visit you, but I have the flu. I drove to Dothan yesterday, then my fever kicked back in and I got really disoriented. Bad idea. I tell you what though. When I feel better, I will come see you in Black, I promise. I don't know what you did wrong, but saying "You're pretty" is generally a panacea for just about everything. Maybe you didn't say the incantation properly. Next time, say, "You Are Pretty" and if that doesn't work, grab her boobs and make noises like you are tuning a radio. That's your safety net. No matter how mad she is, you grab her boobs and try to find your favorite station, she'll forgive you.
Dude that sucks... I hope you get better for sure... I thought the same thing about the you're pretty thing....you know what i think it is... I tend to revert back slightly to a more country accent when i am home for extended periods of time... maybe this has effects on the magical properties of "You're pretty" next time i will try "Boob tuning"
Feel better buddy...peace out and Merry Christmas!
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I don't know what you did wrong, but saying "You're pretty" is generally a panacea for just about everything. Maybe you didn't say the incantation properly. Next time, say, "You Are Pretty" and if that doesn't work, grab her boobs and make noises like you are tuning a radio. That's your safety net. No matter how mad she is, you grab her boobs and try to find your favorite station, she'll forgive you.
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Feel better buddy...peace out and Merry Christmas!
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