20 Things - Jason

[carentan]

I wrote this for myene_01 to thank her for the icon (and it's good practice for my next Quidditch match).

20 Things I Didn't Know About Jason Cox Until I Wrote This
 

1. Even though he already had enough evidence against Remus, he watched him for three more days before he took him in for questioning in Vegas.
2. He’s always had a thing for Brits. His first sexual dream was about Mary Poppins. When he woke up the next morning all sticky he thought the house elf had played a prank on him.
3. He tried to join the transfer program to Britain to be an Auror, but Moody turned down his application.
4. His best class in school was potions. He knows almost as much as Severus does but he never lets on. He lets the man think he’s superior. It makes other arrangements easier. 
5. He can completely pop his arms out of joint. It doesn’t hurt in the slightest and it makes for some interesting positional possibilities.
6. He wasn’t originally a black man but after a mistake the producers decided to go with it.
7. When he was a child he was deathly afraid of birds. During the Animagi Special forces training at The MPA Academy he originally was working on changing into a coyote. After his cousin Izzy did it first he was so mad he thought of a coyote he saw getting chased away from a nest by an angry owl. He changed into an owl instead.
8. Jason lost his virginity at age 13. It was after trick or treating. Hannah Johnson (who was 16 and thought she was too old to trick or treat) traded him sex for all his chocolate bars.
9. Jason doesn’t like chocolate.
10. His first sexual encounter with a man was Remus Lupin. He has never been with any other man. (Severus doesn’t count - he’s not a sexual partner, he’s a sexual competitor)
11. His childhood dream was to become a truck driver. He used to sneak out of the house and go to the diner at the edge of his neighborhood. He stopped coming when he realized all truck drivers wore flannel shirts and smell of sweat and cigarette smoke.
12. He doesn’t like to travel by broom. It musses his clothes and he always likes to appear impeccable dressed at all times.
13. He never wears wizard robes. His wardrobe consists of 31 black suits and 12 pairs of black dress shoes.
14. When he went to teach at Hogwarts Remus threw him a party to meet the staff. They all got tipsy and put him under the Sorting Hat. He was placed in Hufflepuff.
15. Every female staff member has hit on him at least once. He always politely refuses. Especially Ginny, he’s heard a little too much about her sex magic, shudder.
16. Most of the male staff members have hit on him as well. He always politely refuses. Especially Draco. Ron always glares at him if he even gets near the blond potions master.
17. He is hopeless addicted to the internet and bemoans the loss of his computer since coming to Hogwarts. He floos his cousin Izzy several times a week and has her check his various journals and read him his email over the fire. She draws the line at porn.
18. Jason Cox loves porn.
19. The first time someone teased him about his last name was in 7th grade. That boy still tastes soap in the back of his mouth. 
20. Jason spits - he never swallows. That stuff is gross!