dave and judy have two normal, beautiful babies.
they are finished.
dave gets a vesectomy.
judy puts foam in her uterus.
they go on with their lives.
some time later cari is born.
you would think she was a fighter - this little soul who barged her way into this world.
but she is so, so weak.

last night my friend noah the seahorse told me i am a panda.

jason webley is in asheville! hooray!

i really, really, fucked up.

it is a beautiful fall day. yesterday i bought a scarf, mittens, and brown courderoys. i can't stand to be inside today.

i love to cook. i love to drink. at the hookah bar i gave all my friends with hoodies nicknames based on their colors. there was green poop, death poop, diarrhea, bird poop, and bloody poop. when a random man appeared i exclaimed "too bad you don't have a hoody, sir. you could be plaid poop." i love to eat. i love to sleep and to cuddle. i ( Read more... )

life sucks.

but i like my head.

the fighting. tussling. arguing. i love it. some of it. maybe i need to date a lawyer. but a hot one.

feels so so so good to be back.

i really needed a vacation!

i have no hair!!

i am trying to put my life back together.

i miss my cat.

i wish people woke up earlier.

it feels so good to be here ( Read more... )