If you truly believe that "you are either with us or against us, and to be with us you must publicly profess your agreement" is a sentiment that is no more useful as part of an LJ meme than it is when the Bush Administration uses it, post this in your journal.
I finally got a hold of someone from Ameriprise today, who said they would call me back. THEY DID!! I was so excited I just had to share. No news yet, but I have hopes.