So I'm back home. It was pretty surreal, because I went from living at near poverty level, to coming back to a house where the cupboards are actually over-flowing with fatty snacks. To put it into perspective, I lost fifteen pounds while I was living at the coast, and it wasn't like I was exercising a lot either. Guess it's time to gain all that ( Read more... )

So I spent today learning how to play the spoons. Yeah, like dining utensil spoons. You put them in between your fingers and bang them against your leg. It's possibly the greatest hillbilly instrument ever, besides the washboard. I saw a guy at an experimental music concert yesterday who wailed on the spoons, so I decided to give it a try. I'm ( Read more... )

Ok, So here's a new blog I just started, because I didn't really like the other one I just started. Go ahead, click here. I decided there were already about a billion people doing the whole political blog thing, so my new one is less serious, more drunken.

Even in death, Hunter S. Thompson Kicks More Ass than most people do in life.

Oh man, I'm totaly rta...r...trashed f...right now. I jhust got donw (done) watching Jesus Christ Superstar. That movie roxks. Jesus and Judas are so gay ikn that movie. Jus...Judas is black. Herod is totallyh gay too ( Read more... )

Hey, I started a new blog. It's here. I don't know; the whole obnoxious blogger thing ("Look, I use big words and sound condescending. My position is completely predictable on everything.") isn't very hip in my book, but I just wanted a place to write, and livejournal is only appropriate for emo-licious posting.

Blind kid kicks ass at video games. What an animal. Remember that movie about the kid who was a video game wizard, well this guy's way cooler than him. On the other hand, he's definitly not as cool as the guy who cut off his own arm with a pocket knife after it got trapped under a boulder.

So I went to the local chess club tonight. I won three out of five games, although one of the games was a really cheap win. Should have lost, but oh well. Kinda drunk now. Vermouth and cream sherry., ... frozen pizza

Here's a funny little chess game I played recently:

1. e4 e6
2. d4 d5
3. Nf3 c5
4. Nc3 c4
5. e4xd5 e6xd5
6. Ne5 Qe7
7. Qe2 Nf6
8. Bg5 Nd7
9. c3xd5 Qe6
10. Nc7+ (black resigns)

In light of the tragic jelly shortage where I live, I made myself a peanut butter sandwich. In other news, I have a corncob pipe now. More on these developments later. I shall return.