*Why? I haven't slept with him & it's not fair to tell his wife & children if i have.
3) Is the Government right or left wing?
*Angels have to have both
4) What is the Constitution?
*The fact of whether or not we have had zen ca-ca's today & if not, why not?
5) What is French?
*Everything, obviously.
6) Why does the rest of the world exist?
*It doesn't. They don't think, therefore they aren't.
7) What is the correct response to a crisis?
*Cry, obviously. This is a trick question, you are trying to confuse me, i am going to call my social worker AND my mother AND my grandmother AND the village priest AND the mayor AND the Trade Union AND my psychiatrist AND tell my cat. I am Upset. I am Going To Bed. You are Cruel. You don't Love me. There are books about this. And films.
8) Why are there only 8 questions in a 10 question test?
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I got 3 out of ten & that was only by randomly guessing. I wonder if there are tests for other countries? UK is introducing stuff & so is France.
Oh très bien, j'ai trouve une test frog.
http://service.spiegel.de/cache/international/0,1518,415244,00.html
Do outside links work on here?
zdt
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Bet you could.
1) Who is President?
*a brand of soft cheese
2) Name the prime Minister.
*Why? I haven't slept with him & it's not fair to tell his wife & children if i have.
3) Is the Government right or left wing?
*Angels have to have both
4) What is the Constitution?
*The fact of whether or not we have had zen ca-ca's today & if not, why not?
5) What is French?
*Everything, obviously.
6) Why does the rest of the world exist?
*It doesn't. They don't think, therefore they aren't.
7) What is the correct response to a crisis?
*Cry, obviously. This is a trick question, you are trying to confuse me, i am going to call my social worker AND my mother AND my grandmother AND the village priest AND the mayor AND the Trade Union AND my psychiatrist AND tell my cat. I am Upset. I am Going To Bed. You are Cruel. You don't Love me. There are books about this. And films.
8) Why are there only 8 questions in a 10 question test?
*Because it is lunchtime.
Terri *passes 10 out of 10
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