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[carlcarlcarl]

On june 09, 2004, the lottery numbers were NOT 17 23 27 31 43 Mega 19 OR 17 21 29 34 39 mega 15.

Just in case you were eyeing that time machine.

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[marissgsssb]

my time machine is broken, its been out of order for like 2 months now!

[anonymous]

that picture.. is amazing i cant tell you about how great the photography is, and how blue your eyes are, wow im in awe i want your babies

[carlcarlcarl]

well you sir cannot HAVE my babies........ for.... for i do not HAVE babies... however for the low low price of 14.95 an hour i can baby snatch babies from people who have babies.

and i can give you my babies.

but first i will need you to fill out this application/questionare:

Name:
No, your real name:
When was the last time you have wanted babies from me:
What flavor babies will you be requesting:
When you last asked someone for their babies, how long did they last:
How many kilowatthours will you need from these babies:
JANKED:
SPANKED:
dont touch me:
next question:

After the proper answers have been returned, your babies will be delivered and you will. Thank you.

Next time will you.

[nohayaccidents]

BUT! BUT BNUT BUTBUTBTUT! were they... 15 34 25 11 34 mega 67?? because then im fucking rich, BIA