"This weed is thick like a diamond"
"Don't quote my on that"

ACT 1

• TH&C are going around asking people if they have ever seen Airplane.
• They come upon an old china town shop, the man inside tells them that he has never seen it.
• TH&C Give him a short but hilarious rendition of the movie. He is so pleased that he gives them a pet in return, but ( Read more... )

All the Junk kids are

1. sleep
2. sleep
3. sleeping.

Dreaming nightmares of triangles.
I think maybe i will join yous.
Here I come.

Roger Waters walk into a bar. he bartender says "Why the long face?".

ZING

Why cant Anne Frank tap dance?

ZING

Thats all for now. Try  them on your friends.

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Jonway an Conway are on the prowl tonight. Lock your door, Jonway has a taste for blood and pussy { and the combo } He has long since gotten his merit badge in both.
Enough about them.

The crows are not what they seem.All the junksters are hiding ( Read more... )

• HAIL ERIS
• ALL HAIL DISCORDIA

GODDESS BLESS super junk
LET ERIS MAKING TO HER INFLUENCES
BE UPON super junk

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