Relatives up in New York left a message that my aunt just had a stroke.
Are you fucking kidding me?
If I were reading this on someone else's blog, I'd be going "Ok, the Dad having medical problems was believable, but your aunt having a stroke, too? What next? Aliens abducting your cat? Give me a break!"
At the beginning of the month, I ordered a new 8G MP3 player. My old 1G player has been as full as it can be for months now, forcing me to decide what to delete every time I want to put something new on.
It's apparently been stuck in China for the past week. Tracking shows it only arriving in California just today.