Sherlock Holmes is a complex and intelligent being who is truly brilliant when observed at a distance. Up close and in the context of a friend? ( A complete and utter )
A greeting from an old friendasjustamanMarch 8 2011, 12:32:18 UTC
Sir, this is likely not the best place to get in touch with you but as you are not answering your emails or your mobile, I've had to resort to other tactics.
This is Horatio Wittenberg. Small world, isn't it, ending up in London together after Uni? The Yard's DCI has assigned me to you to help you with the Neo Ripper case you're working on. I've left two lollipops (one orange and one cherry) and an oatmeal cookie for you on my desk for when you are able to get back to me.
Oh, hello! Right, yes well I changed my email because it apparently lack professionalism and my phone ran out of batteries. I will charge it eventually but I've been busy doing paperwork, catching up and the like. But yes, you were in my psychology class? I'm sure I recognise the name.
Lolly pops? Brilliant! Well, regardless I'll be there in 15, my good man.
And your criminology class and your pre-law class and your forensic anthropology class and we were roommates for three years...yes. I'm that memorable!
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You're more of a prick than an arse!
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This is Horatio Wittenberg. Small world, isn't it, ending up in London together after Uni? The Yard's DCI has assigned me to you to help you with the Neo Ripper case you're working on. I've left two lollipops (one orange and one cherry) and an oatmeal cookie for you on my desk for when you are able to get back to me.
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Lolly pops? Brilliant! Well, regardless I'll be there in 15, my good man.
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Or was that just a nickname? Explains a lot, who names their kid Horry?
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