Double Drabble: So impressive... (1/1, Teen)
Title: So impressive...
Author: carly21
Characters: Ten/Rose
Genre: Humour, Romance (sort of...)
Rating: Teen
Betareader: The amazingly talented naughtybunny23 from Teaspoon
Summary: The Doctor shows Rose how impressive he is.
Disclaimer: I don't own nothing you recognise...
“Shag or dance on a table... Naked! What kind of stupid sentence is that?!” Rose asked angrily, letting herself drop on the bed. At least, the aliens had provided a proper bedroom.
“It's just their way of doing things,” the Doctor said, shrugging. “They only copulate to get children. Sex is the most disgusting thing for them.”
He looked at her expectantly. “I could still show you the steps for the monkey dance, though. But... don't you want to shag?” The Time Lord looked down at his body. “I'm rather sexy this time...”
Rose just rolled her eyes at him.
“I am!” he exclaimed. “You think so, too... I know you do!” Wriggling his eyebrows, he added, “'You have been looking. You like it.'”
Rose stood up to poke at his chest, glaring at his grinning face. “You act like you are so impressive! You could have tentacles for all I know!”
Looking insulted, the Doctor opened his trousers with practised hands and let them fall to the floor. Rose's mouth dropped open in shock. No. Underwear.
“Rose, I am that impressive!”
And for once, Rose Tyler couldn't agree more.
Author: carly21
Characters: Ten/Rose
Genre: Humour, Romance (sort of...)
Rating: Teen
Betareader: The amazingly talented naughtybunny23 from Teaspoon
Summary: The Doctor shows Rose how impressive he is.
Disclaimer: I don't own nothing you recognise...
“Shag or dance on a table... Naked! What kind of stupid sentence is that?!” Rose asked angrily, letting herself drop on the bed. At least, the aliens had provided a proper bedroom.
“It's just their way of doing things,” the Doctor said, shrugging. “They only copulate to get children. Sex is the most disgusting thing for them.”
He looked at her expectantly. “I could still show you the steps for the monkey dance, though. But... don't you want to shag?” The Time Lord looked down at his body. “I'm rather sexy this time...”
Rose just rolled her eyes at him.
“I am!” he exclaimed. “You think so, too... I know you do!” Wriggling his eyebrows, he added, “'You have been looking. You like it.'”
Rose stood up to poke at his chest, glaring at his grinning face. “You act like you are so impressive! You could have tentacles for all I know!”
Looking insulted, the Doctor opened his trousers with practised hands and let them fall to the floor. Rose's mouth dropped open in shock. No. Underwear.
“Rose, I am that impressive!”
And for once, Rose Tyler couldn't agree more.