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[carly_fucko]

i just ate a smoked oyster that was presumably purchased at the dollar store. it looks vile and its taste runs along the same line. there's a 50/50 chance i will get food poisoning now. the chances are even because it was probably packed in so many preservatives, its safety is probably at par with other tinned fish like sardines, tuna, salmon,

Comments

[hannah_montana]

fat asses unite!!!

[joseph_l]

i dont care what time it is, as soon as you read this sentence, you shuld be calling me.

[giotenenbaum]

You're like Myrna Minkoff and Ignatius J. Reilly's theoretical heiress. I'm 2/3rds through that magnificent book.