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[carly_fucko]

aquaphor is a blessing from god. there is a heaven and it consists of eucerin filled clouds that penetrate the driest pores of my skin and rehydrates. i am reborn, drenched in essential oils and shit.

note to corporation: i am available for hire. all of these praises and more can be yours for the selling out, for an exceptionally low, low price.

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[hannah_montana]

i dont envy u looking for dresses
oh ait i do because ur slimmer than me and dont have tree trunk legs