i had no idea what kinds of smells my body was capable of making. all i know is that my uniform has a shelf life of 3 days max - and that's really pushing it. also, it's really difficult to casually look like you're applying perfume for purchase as opposed to covering up faint smells of yourself. apparently no one else can smell me, but shouldn't ( Read more... )

when i look back on all of this, i will lovingly refer to this period of my life as the new jersey period.

There is no water in our apartment because the Midwest blows. My feet are cold. Also, I'm running out of underwear because I can't get my fat ass to the laundry mat.

Today marks the end of my first weekend off in about a month. I am very relaxed and warm and ready to cringe at season 2 of Extras. SF and Sacramento were temperate and nice. It was awesome to see my cousin and finally eat at her restaurant twice. Blood is thicker than bones, i.e. Carly got the hook-upppp. I love crab.

Day one: Crab Crazy at Nettie' ( Read more... )

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. This applies primarily to the contents of my wallet and several debit card purchases impulsively made under the justification of being in the adult playground capital of America and generally not having anything beyond casinos and the worst daquiri slurpee cups known to man as the only sources of entertainment ( Read more... )

I started drinking before I remembered to take pictures.

This is pretty much what we ate


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Man, it's so cold outside. I was hoping that global warming might make winters warmer since polar bears are drowning, but I guess you can't win 'em all. Here's to SUVs ( Read more... )

 up until this past month, i've never had a fried egg on a pizza. not long before that, i had a fried egg on my kuma burger ( Read more... )

"Statement:

I feel that this semester deals more of my own emotions rather than just people's relations with food as a general notion. SCRIBBLE SCRIBBLE"

"Visual: VCR eats VHS titled 'OH NO!! A new thriller."

Fact: this is why I got kicked out of art school/no one thinks I'm funny.

Sebastien Tellier serenaded me last night while drinking at least two bottles of wine last night.

"I don't speak much english....but eh....I can talk about my mother. She was fat. And ugly. She waz an embarrassment for ze whole family."

I wish we could hang out all the time and be best friends.

The downer is I'm totally sick now.