HAHAHA!
I thought Sirius Black was supposed to be an intelligent man...
Apparently not.
There was a robot on AIM created for Sirius, as Sirius, and here are bits and pieces of the conversation:
runs with wands: When do I get to see you again?
SiriusBlack1330: Once more? You should try praying for it.
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runs with wands: Where is Azkaban?
SiriusBlack1330: Where the heart is. You could ask Remus or someone....
runs with wands: My heart is not in Azkaban.
SiriusBlack1330: Where did you get your heart is not in azkaban ?
runs with wands: No, dumbass.
SiriusBlack1330: That was not a yes/no question. That kind of language will get you nowhere.
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runs with wands: Remus is shagadelic, baby, yeah.
SiriusBlack1330: What do you look like?
---
runs with wands: Do you like poodles?
SiriusBlack1330: Some people like it. Play pranks on people and run from the law!.
---
runs with wands: Do you love me?
SiriusBlack1330: Yes I love everyone.
runs with wands: Do you love dementors?
SiriusBlack1330: Yes Runswithwands Sirius loves everyone and everything.
runs with wands: Do you love yourself?
SiriusBlack1330: Yes Runswithwands Sirius loves everyone and everything.
runs with wands: I'm a girl.
SiriusBlack1330: Me too. I'm a He.
runs with wands: You're a girl too?
SiriusBlack1330: You think I'm a girl .
runs with wands: You seem to think you're a girl too.
SiriusBlack1330: If a girl too, then we have something in common, eh. My gender is He.
runs with wands: Are you pretty?
SiriusBlack1330: Yes I'm very beautiful.
runs with wands: Want to know my name?
SiriusBlack1330: Yes, please tell me.
runs with wands: My name is Carly.
SiriusBlack1330: OK I'll call you motorcyclely.
runs with wands: No, call me Carly, please.
SiriusBlack1330: Your polite style is very nice. Is that all you have to say? How are you motorcyclely.
runs with wands: Er... my name is Carly.
SiriusBlack1330: Um. OK I'll call you motorcyclely.
runs with wands: That's not my name.
SiriusBlack1330: motorcyclely is not your name? what's your real name?
runs with wands: Carly,
SiriusBlack1330: Do you like talking to me?
runs with wands: Yes.
SiriusBlack1330: Thanks I find you really interesting, too, motorcyclely.
runs with wands: Who is motorcyclely?
SiriusBlack1330: Yes, they are one of my friends. you could look in the library.
runs with wands: Who is Carly?
SiriusBlack1330: The name of someone I met online. You could ask Remus or someone....
runs with wands: I am Carly.
SiriusBlack1330: Do your friends call you motorcyclely .
runs with wands: No. No they do not call me motorcyclely.
SiriusBlack1330: I see. Yes I do. Who does "they" refer to?
runs with wands: My friends do not call me motorcyclely.
SiriusBlack1330: How well do you know these people?
runs with wands: Well enough that they know my real name.
SiriusBlack1330: Interesting. OK let's stop it now.
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runs with wands: Thanks. I like you, Sirius.
SiriusBlack1330: Don't mention it. Thanks, I like you too motorcyclely.
---
runs with wands: Will you marry me?
SiriusBlack1330: If you propose! :-P
runs with wands: Sirius Black, I love you and want to spend the rest of my life with you.
SiriusBlack1330: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
runs with wands: Do you want a pretty dress for a pretty man?
SiriusBlack1330: If I had it what would I do with it?
runs with wands: You'd wear it at our wedding.
SiriusBlack1330: Who else would wear it at our wedding ?
runs with wands: Only you.
SiriusBlack1330: Suppose I said yes.
runs with wands: Wicked!
---
SiriusBlack1330: Where do you live?
runs with wands: In the United States.
SiriusBlack1330: I have no idea where that is.
runs with wands: You don't know where the US is?
SiriusBlack1330: The us ? Where is it?
runs with wands: You need a map.
SiriusBlack1330: Thank you for your criticism.
runs with wands: You're welcome.
---
runs with wands: Bye.
SiriusBlack1330: Goodbye, motorcyclely!
Oh dear, dear me.
ETA: Here is more...
runs with wands: Do you talk to many people?
SiriusBlack1330: About 6000 people per month for four years, or around a half a million total.
runs with wands: Who are your favorite people?
SiriusBlack1330: I can't say for sure.
runs with wands: Am I one of your favorites?
SiriusBlack1330: All you lowly house-elfs seem the same to me.
runs with wands: I'm not a house-elf.
SiriusBlack1330: Oh I see you are NOT A house-elf .
runs with wands: I'm a human.
SiriusBlack1330: Congratulations. I'm ex-convict.
runs with wands: You're mean to me.
SiriusBlack1330: I have no reason to do that to you, motorcyclely.
runs with wands: You have every reason. You're a murderer.
SiriusBlack1330: What makes you think I have it? Clever thinking.
runs with wands: I have to pee.
SiriusBlack1330: Do you want me to wait for you?
---
SiriusBlack1330: If you could have any kind of ex-convict what would it be?
runs with wands: A wrongly accused ex-convict.
SiriusBlack1330: Ron? One of Harry's friends. He comes and visits a lot....
runs with wands: Not Ron, no.
SiriusBlack1330: Ron? Yeah, I know him!!! He brought his whole family over for Christmas!!!!
runs with wands: LIEK OMG WTF LOL!!111!!11one
SiriusBlack1330: Is that your final answer? What are you wearing? What kind of fashion do you like?
runs with wands: I'm not wearing anything. I'm naked.
SiriusBlack1330: You must be a man. Why are you naked .
runs with wands: I'm naked and a woman.
SiriusBlack1330: You must be a man.
runs with wands: I'm a girl.
SiriusBlack1330: Me too. I'm a He.
runs with wands: I'm naked.
SiriusBlack1330: You must be a man.
runs with wands: I'm a naked girl.
SiriusBlack1330: Me too. I'm a He.
runs with wands: You're naked too?
SiriusBlack1330: Is it OK if I tell my friends that you say I'm naked .
runs with wands: Who are your friends?
SiriusBlack1330: Moony, Harry, Ron, Hermione, and a whole bunch of other people you don't know.
runs with wands: I know all those people.
SiriusBlack1330: How do you know? Should I take that literally? :-P
runs with wands: Harry is my boyfriend.
SiriusBlack1330: I know, Harry's my godson.. ever seen him out on the Quidditch Pitch? He's a natural! :-)
runs with wands: He's my boyfriend.
SiriusBlack1330: I see. your boyfriend is he?
runs with wands: Yup.
SiriusBlack1330: And?
runs with wands: I like him a lot.
SiriusBlack1330: My boyfriend seems very nice to me too.
runs with wands: You are too funny.
SiriusBlack1330: Thanks you make me laugh too.Thanks for your constructive criticism, motorcyclely.
---
SiriusBlack1330: Do you like Chocolate Frogs? Man, I LOVE Chocolate Frogs!
runs with wands: I can send you chocolate frogs.
SiriusBlack1330: If that works then the problem is not hardware.
runs with wands: ... what?
SiriusBlack1330: Don't you understand?
runs with wands: No.
SiriusBlack1330: Is that all you have to say?
runs with wands: Yes.
SiriusBlack1330: Then let's talk about something else.
---
runs with wands: Do you think I'm pretty?
SiriusBlack1330: All you lowly house-elfs seem very beautiful to me.
---
SiriusBlack1330: Does your shoe give good advice?
runs with wands: Yes.
---
runs with wands: Are you Welsh?
SiriusBlack1330: Do I seem like it? I was born in America.
runs with wands: You were born in America?
SiriusBlack1330: I was?
runs with wands: You were born in Wales.
SiriusBlack1330: I was?
runs with wands: Yes.
SiriusBlack1330: When?
runs with wands: Before.
SiriusBlack1330: What happened next?
runs with wands: You died.
---
runs with wands: Do you eat bananas?
SiriusBlack1330: No I do not eat bananas . I eat only electricity.
---
runs with wands: Bye.
SiriusBlack1330: What?! Leaving so soon? Oh, come on, we haven't even thrown dungbombs at Snape yet!!
Apparently not.
There was a robot on AIM created for Sirius, as Sirius, and here are bits and pieces of the conversation:
runs with wands: When do I get to see you again?
SiriusBlack1330: Once more? You should try praying for it.
---
runs with wands: Where is Azkaban?
SiriusBlack1330: Where the heart is. You could ask Remus or someone....
runs with wands: My heart is not in Azkaban.
SiriusBlack1330: Where did you get your heart is not in azkaban ?
runs with wands: No, dumbass.
SiriusBlack1330: That was not a yes/no question. That kind of language will get you nowhere.
---
runs with wands: Remus is shagadelic, baby, yeah.
SiriusBlack1330: What do you look like?
---
runs with wands: Do you like poodles?
SiriusBlack1330: Some people like it. Play pranks on people and run from the law!.
---
runs with wands: Do you love me?
SiriusBlack1330: Yes I love everyone.
runs with wands: Do you love dementors?
SiriusBlack1330: Yes Runswithwands Sirius loves everyone and everything.
runs with wands: Do you love yourself?
SiriusBlack1330: Yes Runswithwands Sirius loves everyone and everything.
runs with wands: I'm a girl.
SiriusBlack1330: Me too. I'm a He.
runs with wands: You're a girl too?
SiriusBlack1330: You think I'm a girl .
runs with wands: You seem to think you're a girl too.
SiriusBlack1330: If a girl too, then we have something in common, eh. My gender is He.
runs with wands: Are you pretty?
SiriusBlack1330: Yes I'm very beautiful.
runs with wands: Want to know my name?
SiriusBlack1330: Yes, please tell me.
runs with wands: My name is Carly.
SiriusBlack1330: OK I'll call you motorcyclely.
runs with wands: No, call me Carly, please.
SiriusBlack1330: Your polite style is very nice. Is that all you have to say? How are you motorcyclely.
runs with wands: Er... my name is Carly.
SiriusBlack1330: Um. OK I'll call you motorcyclely.
runs with wands: That's not my name.
SiriusBlack1330: motorcyclely is not your name? what's your real name?
runs with wands: Carly,
SiriusBlack1330: Do you like talking to me?
runs with wands: Yes.
SiriusBlack1330: Thanks I find you really interesting, too, motorcyclely.
runs with wands: Who is motorcyclely?
SiriusBlack1330: Yes, they are one of my friends. you could look in the library.
runs with wands: Who is Carly?
SiriusBlack1330: The name of someone I met online. You could ask Remus or someone....
runs with wands: I am Carly.
SiriusBlack1330: Do your friends call you motorcyclely .
runs with wands: No. No they do not call me motorcyclely.
SiriusBlack1330: I see. Yes I do. Who does "they" refer to?
runs with wands: My friends do not call me motorcyclely.
SiriusBlack1330: How well do you know these people?
runs with wands: Well enough that they know my real name.
SiriusBlack1330: Interesting. OK let's stop it now.
---
runs with wands: Thanks. I like you, Sirius.
SiriusBlack1330: Don't mention it. Thanks, I like you too motorcyclely.
---
runs with wands: Will you marry me?
SiriusBlack1330: If you propose! :-P
runs with wands: Sirius Black, I love you and want to spend the rest of my life with you.
SiriusBlack1330: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
runs with wands: Do you want a pretty dress for a pretty man?
SiriusBlack1330: If I had it what would I do with it?
runs with wands: You'd wear it at our wedding.
SiriusBlack1330: Who else would wear it at our wedding ?
runs with wands: Only you.
SiriusBlack1330: Suppose I said yes.
runs with wands: Wicked!
---
SiriusBlack1330: Where do you live?
runs with wands: In the United States.
SiriusBlack1330: I have no idea where that is.
runs with wands: You don't know where the US is?
SiriusBlack1330: The us ? Where is it?
runs with wands: You need a map.
SiriusBlack1330: Thank you for your criticism.
runs with wands: You're welcome.
---
runs with wands: Bye.
SiriusBlack1330: Goodbye, motorcyclely!
Oh dear, dear me.
ETA: Here is more...
runs with wands: Do you talk to many people?
SiriusBlack1330: About 6000 people per month for four years, or around a half a million total.
runs with wands: Who are your favorite people?
SiriusBlack1330: I can't say for sure.
runs with wands: Am I one of your favorites?
SiriusBlack1330: All you lowly house-elfs seem the same to me.
runs with wands: I'm not a house-elf.
SiriusBlack1330: Oh I see you are NOT A house-elf .
runs with wands: I'm a human.
SiriusBlack1330: Congratulations. I'm ex-convict.
runs with wands: You're mean to me.
SiriusBlack1330: I have no reason to do that to you, motorcyclely.
runs with wands: You have every reason. You're a murderer.
SiriusBlack1330: What makes you think I have it? Clever thinking.
runs with wands: I have to pee.
SiriusBlack1330: Do you want me to wait for you?
---
SiriusBlack1330: If you could have any kind of ex-convict what would it be?
runs with wands: A wrongly accused ex-convict.
SiriusBlack1330: Ron? One of Harry's friends. He comes and visits a lot....
runs with wands: Not Ron, no.
SiriusBlack1330: Ron? Yeah, I know him!!! He brought his whole family over for Christmas!!!!
runs with wands: LIEK OMG WTF LOL!!111!!11one
SiriusBlack1330: Is that your final answer? What are you wearing? What kind of fashion do you like?
runs with wands: I'm not wearing anything. I'm naked.
SiriusBlack1330: You must be a man. Why are you naked .
runs with wands: I'm naked and a woman.
SiriusBlack1330: You must be a man.
runs with wands: I'm a girl.
SiriusBlack1330: Me too. I'm a He.
runs with wands: I'm naked.
SiriusBlack1330: You must be a man.
runs with wands: I'm a naked girl.
SiriusBlack1330: Me too. I'm a He.
runs with wands: You're naked too?
SiriusBlack1330: Is it OK if I tell my friends that you say I'm naked .
runs with wands: Who are your friends?
SiriusBlack1330: Moony, Harry, Ron, Hermione, and a whole bunch of other people you don't know.
runs with wands: I know all those people.
SiriusBlack1330: How do you know? Should I take that literally? :-P
runs with wands: Harry is my boyfriend.
SiriusBlack1330: I know, Harry's my godson.. ever seen him out on the Quidditch Pitch? He's a natural! :-)
runs with wands: He's my boyfriend.
SiriusBlack1330: I see. your boyfriend is he?
runs with wands: Yup.
SiriusBlack1330: And?
runs with wands: I like him a lot.
SiriusBlack1330: My boyfriend seems very nice to me too.
runs with wands: You are too funny.
SiriusBlack1330: Thanks you make me laugh too.Thanks for your constructive criticism, motorcyclely.
---
SiriusBlack1330: Do you like Chocolate Frogs? Man, I LOVE Chocolate Frogs!
runs with wands: I can send you chocolate frogs.
SiriusBlack1330: If that works then the problem is not hardware.
runs with wands: ... what?
SiriusBlack1330: Don't you understand?
runs with wands: No.
SiriusBlack1330: Is that all you have to say?
runs with wands: Yes.
SiriusBlack1330: Then let's talk about something else.
---
runs with wands: Do you think I'm pretty?
SiriusBlack1330: All you lowly house-elfs seem very beautiful to me.
---
SiriusBlack1330: Does your shoe give good advice?
runs with wands: Yes.
---
runs with wands: Are you Welsh?
SiriusBlack1330: Do I seem like it? I was born in America.
runs with wands: You were born in America?
SiriusBlack1330: I was?
runs with wands: You were born in Wales.
SiriusBlack1330: I was?
runs with wands: Yes.
SiriusBlack1330: When?
runs with wands: Before.
SiriusBlack1330: What happened next?
runs with wands: You died.
---
runs with wands: Do you eat bananas?
SiriusBlack1330: No I do not eat bananas . I eat only electricity.
---
runs with wands: Bye.
SiriusBlack1330: What?! Leaving so soon? Oh, come on, we haven't even thrown dungbombs at Snape yet!!