Hi, my name is Noah Wilson. I am superb and I embody every facet of the words “great, remarkable, extraordinary, exquisite and grand.” I am also recovering from a 23-year affliction with delusions of grandeur (among many other things ( Read more... )

I am inept at any and all things pertaining to women and my interaction with them.
I am confused as to where my life is headed and what the future holds for me.
I am one of 6-billion plus human beings in a world of ever-increasing complexity and overwhelming problems.
I want to float away on a cloud.
I want to fall in love.

The End.

1. beaumont:
   Beaumont are a sophisticated pop group on Siesta Records. Their sound varies drastically from album to album. They just recently released a new CD called "no time like the past," which has a country feel to it, whereas past recordings have leaned towards bossa nova and bacharach.
   Visit: www.beaumont.co.uk
2. cherry twister:
   A power pop band ( Read more... )

Burt Bacharach is my hero. This man sets an excellent example for human beings and the way we should be living. His music is as relevant today as it was years ago. On his newest album, "At This Time," (which will be released next month) Bacharach actually makes a socio-political statement about the state of our world today and how sad he is to ( Read more... )

to a bookstore near you!

"Delusions of Grandeur: The Memoirs of an Average Human Being" by Noah Wilson

"Soon" is, of course, relative. And the title is subject to change.

Recently I have found myself disappointed with my skills as a musician and artist. Several factors led to my initial disappointment, but the most noteworthy was my recent bass playing at a jam session. I played horribly and found myself lost on almost every chart. To the average soul this may be seen as a flash in the pan; a one-night-only ( Read more... )

5:50 in the morning and my bladder is beckoning me to offer it relief in the bathroom. I slowly toss aside the blankets that have been insulating me for the past few hours and make a trail towards the lavatory. Once my bladder has been relieved, I gaze out the window. Not expecting anything quite as breathtaking as the image sent to my brain, I ( Read more... )

I need to get a real journal ( Read more... )

Dear Livejournal (and fellow users ( Read more... )

"i had fun when we hung out and i think you're really awesome. but right now im actually talking to someone. i'm sorry but i really like you as a friend."

Well... Life goes on. It's true that nice guys finish last.

Now I wait another 22 years for a girl of that caliber to come along.

Drifting into oblivion,
Noah